Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess

'like watching an opera... very beautiful but I have absolutely no clue what you're talking about.' Pronouns: All. Gender is a construct, tear it apart. Alton, UK Joined February 2009

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Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess

4 weeks ago

@StagecoachEMid Are any 350 buses running this morning? The 6:40 hasn't turned up, and now the 7:10 is showing as later and later. Will it be cancelled too?

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Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess

3 months ago

@KarlTurnerMP @wesstreeting @LibDems I'm a Green Pary member in Hull, and this is actually quite funny, to be fair. All right, Karl - I'll give you this one!

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Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess

4 months ago

"We've all just seen it!" Guy's not wrong - Tyler's shorts were so far up his arse, they looked like a thong #Gladiators

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Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess

5 months ago

(I'm actually sad Hinley's got no points, because I prefer him to Finn 😅) #Gladiators

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Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess

5 months ago

Next up on Unleash - in order to make sure Hinley gets some points, he'll be chased by Captain Tom Moore! #Gladiators

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Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess

5 months ago

Does this sport ever fucking end?! #Gladiators

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Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess

6 months ago

Has Sid ever seen the Eliminator before??? #Gladiators

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Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess

6 months ago

@RossDeku I agree, looks like she got herself stuck.

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Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess

6 months ago

What is the POINT of shouting "release" all the fucking time? That's the game! Clattenberg even came over specifically to say there's essentially no point to him 🤷‍♀️ #Gladiators

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Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess

6 months ago

Not convinced that Mo's carrying on after the whistle WAS an accident, after all that chat at the end 🤔 #Gladiators

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Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess

6 months ago

Poor Diamond! 😱 I hope she's okay. #Gladiators

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Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess

6 months ago

To be fair, Ella really did put Cyclone in her place: on top. #Gladiators

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Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess

6 months ago

I'm not partial to this game, sorry. #Gladiators

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Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess

6 months ago

My husband is convinced that, if any of the #Gladiators are gay, his money is on Phantom. I think it's wishful thinking on his part, but to be fair, him publicly asking for Hinley's cake is just giving him more evidence.

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Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess

6 months ago

@Tesco Wondering if you can help me understand what the point of the "Have you forgotten?" page is, when the second thing it shows me is something I've ordered two of?

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Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess

6 months ago

@Divinadecampo @paulmasonnews Genuinely, I can't tell if it's a parody account 🫠 the state of this place these days...

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Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess

6 months ago

Have they told the Gladiators to throw every round that Emily's in? Cyclone barely touched her, shensailed through Everest (which was shit, tbf), and half of The Edge had Dynamite running away from her 🤔 #Gladiators

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Countess of Waterdeep @DeepCountess

6 months ago

@itsnovabish @thetimtracker All (or almost all) the Disney/Universal vloggers care more about their bottom line than making a moral judgement. You'll not see a principled stance 'round these parts, not while there are patrons to appease. Howzit!