Gerard McCulloch @DrJavaBeans
Comedian, writer, behind-the-scenes TV guy, resting surly face. Mainly 🇦🇺 politics and AFL here. 🦁🇷🇴 Stamp nerdery mostly quarantined to @punkphilatelist. Boon Wurrung land, Australia Joined March 2009-
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Not for the first time the Swans are spanking their visitors, and getting more touches than expected #AFLSwansLions
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@ZoBlitz A little surprised to hear that anyone is playing back at this point
If a new record is set for highest-ever third quarter time score and no one is around to watch it, does it make a big, big sound? #focusgroups #AFLGiantsLions
Good strategy for Carlton to only show up for the second half of the game instead of only the first half #AFLLionsBlues
@StrawberryNorbs Oh no! Lovely Gail. Sad to hear this news.
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@HardyMatth3633 We both know the pain of having to explain which Waverley we're from. Meanwhile Syndal just sitting there laughing at us
Huge sighs of relief at the Erin Patterson verdict from fictional Asian grocers in Oakleigh, Clayton, or Mount Waverley, or possibly Glen Waverley
@jacksondavey They stopped Danny McGinlay from writing the banners
@charliepick @nonstoptom It’s always awkward when it’s The Weekly vs Hard Quiz, but at least we’re not up against ourselves! (Not until HQ vs HQ Kids a year from now, anyway)
@tangthe @Brocklesnitch ⬆️ Great podcast in general! I laughed a lot at the most recent episode, as librarians trawled Trove and turned into true crime sleuths in real time
@marcuskelson …but I’d Google around and find out. And I kept a notebook. Duo is now pushing its ‘MAX’ subscription level that promises personalised interaction (and explanations of your errors) but I’m unconvinced of the quality of its pivot to AI in place of human linguist employees.
@marcuskelson I was surprised how much 3 years of Super (paid) DuoLingo French got me through France without reaching for a translation app. I wasn’t fluent but I could catch a gist and make my own needs clear. It has always been a bit weak on explaining the ‘why’ of its teachings (tbc)…
'What Private Health Insurers Don't Tell Older Aussies' is that they're not covered for all the extra fingers they're growing on their right hand
Just got an email from #Ticketek saying they were hacked and some customers' details may have leaked. Then they charged me a $12.50 Details Leaked In A Hack fee
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@JamColley I still expect your congratulations for my streaks, only they’ll have to be in real life now
@miss_kelly_jean I feel the Bring Back Whence campaign and the Bring Back Thence campaign share much common ground and should definitely support each other
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