DysfunctionlDavid @DysfunctionDavd
last account got hacked @dysfunctiondave had to start over! instagram.com/dysfunctionald… Joined July 2026-
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Probably a hot take but I think mozzarella sticks are better with ranch than marinara
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12 years ago today, Hiko's play gave us one of the most popular caster quotes in Counter-Strike history 🥲 (via @ESLCS)
Working on Saturday is for the birds! Anyone else up? 😴
I just wanna be home gaming with my friends 🙄
Chick-fil-A is bringing chicken and waffles nationwide with a new sandwich available all day The fall menu also includes a S’mores Milkshake and S’mores Frosted Coffee
@thisLittleLadyJ 😂😂 I could actually see you doing this
As an American that played soccer majority of my life I want something new and exciting to get into so wanting to get into Premier League but who do I support?! @ManCity @ManUtd @ChelseaFC @Everton @LUFC @Arsenal @AVFCOfficial ??? How the heck do we choose?! Someone help!
DysfunctionlDavid retweeted
doctor: “unfortunately you have lost your memory” UNFORTUNATELY??????
Thought this was why…turns out she actually ghosted me 🤦🏻♂️
Yall better watch out with them too 8 friends
The owners of MySpace say they are planning to relaunch the social media platform "We're just waiting for the right time to do it. And if that one doesn't work, we'll do it again"
DysfunctionlDavid retweeted
The owners of MySpace say they are planning to relaunch the social media platform "We're just waiting for the right time to do it. And if that one doesn't work, we'll do it again"
@ThatArmyDood Never long enough 😒
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