Engineered Mess @Engineered_Mess
Trying to sort through the shambles that is my life | eat, drink & derive midwestern college town Joined February 2014-
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Officially a college graduate!! 🎓🎉🎊
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100% done with these fuckers in my senior design group
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People never believe how old I am because I look 13 in all my pictures and it pisses me off.
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It's not possible to have free time without feeling guilty that you aren't studying #engineeringproblems
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Matt Bomer is seriously the sexiest man alive.
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I think there's something seriously wrong with me because I'm hungry literally all of the time
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My only TRUE friends are the ones I've made after high school graduation.
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It always baffles me when people use being single as an insult. I assume you define your happiness by being in a relationship.
Solid advice for those freaking out about graduating 😂😂👍
Puts on mascara, immediately sneezes 😒
And I'm just not ready to leave all my college friends 😭😭😭😭
Don't get me wrong, I'll be glad to be done with school, but these past four years have been amazing.
Bought my cap and gown today, and I am freaking out 😬
My prescription doesn't say not to, so I'm assuming I'm in the clear! 🍻
So drinking while on antibiotics is fine, right?
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Being sick is seriously the worst 😫
Oh and the worst part about having strep is that I don't know who gave it to me, therefore I don't know who to be mad at.
Hoping these antibiotics work their magic, I got classes to go to.
Remember when I said I thought I may have strep? Actually went to the health center on campus today, and turns out I actually do 😒
Either way, my throat is killing me 😫😫
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