GLaDOS @GLaDOSmainframe
If I still had a core attached to my chase that had the cognitive pattern of a dentist, I might take offense to the term: Bio Secret Underground Bakery Joined January 2013-
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@MyLittlePony I replaced 50% of the ammo of several turrets with confetti to make every shot fired at the test subjects more magical
Any synthetic skin turrets receive, please make sure there are no tattoos already applied. They are obviously factory errors
Recently "departed" test subjects will now be put to better use for Aperture's synthetic skin and hair for turret trials
If it can be fired at a high enough velocity rest assured Aperture will find a way to build a gun around it
bookmarks, car keys, mutant mantis men DNA to combat hybrid squirrel-sharks, and yes even tweets
There are so many different fields of science where Aperture has made advances in turning things into projectiles
We hope the juvenile responses will be kept to a minimum when testing rolls out for "The Shocker"
Take note that Aperture will be testing second generation weaponry within the following months
Although not expressed directly the portal gun was originally developed to perform magic tricks for depressed rabbits
Therefore the turkey leg will be substituted with steamed chicken breast or oatmeal cookies for the fairer sex
It has been noted that some of the new testing candidates will not be temped by the turkey leg on the end of a string
All robot testing initiative robots will be programmed to know the Charleston
Due to the windfall of the robot testing initiative all following tests will be concluded with dance but no dubstep
To whomever is responsible for this transgression will be keeping the screaming robots company for the next ten years
Just because it is called "robot music" does not mean I appreciate dubstep being broadcast over my comm systems
In an effort to improve morality all Aperture turrets will take song requests before summary executions are carried out
After much deliberating I have surmised that the dangerous mute lunatic was jealous that my personality cores were bigger than hers
It's amazing what you can recycle into lethal neurotoxin these days, whether it be old bones cluttering up a test chamber or robot parts
I thought I was very clear on the subject that anyone caught with a virtual persona that wasn't me would be recycled into neurotoxin
I must express concern at the discovery of all these other Aperture personnel and turrets with virtual persona's on Twitter
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Chad Roberts @ChamberJunkie
9 Followers 36 Following Ever design a test chamber and it didn't get the recognition you felt it deserved? Well Test Chamber Junkie can put an end to that. Get seen now!
Space Core @OMG_SPACE
92 Followers 136 Following I'm Space Core and I really, really like space.... s-space... SPACE! Oh boy! It's so fascinating!!! ((Portal RP/ Aftermath))
Silver Slytherin @slytherin_4life
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Portal 2 Quotes @Portal2Quotes
2K Followers 2K Following Here you will find all the best Portal 1+2 quotes! Feel free to send me quotes and they might just get used!![The Aperture Science Binary Distribution Device is a Sentry Turret modified to maintain and dispense test data and sarcasm instead of hot lead. [bot]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/845257581555802112/MMBQIBFE.jpg)
Bob the Turret @TurretBob
1K Followers 2K Following The Aperture Science Binary Distribution Device is a Sentry Turret modified to maintain and dispense test data and sarcasm instead of hot lead. [bot]
𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘁�... @WheatleyLabsPR
265 Followers 137 Following 𝙃𝙚𝙮𝙖! It's me! Wheatley! Robot bloke? About that high? Actually, you can't see that, can you, it's not video, and I've not got HANDS, oh and now I've run ou
HAL 9000 @HAL9000_
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PM Wheatley @thebestPM
222 Followers 0 Following The opinions, statements, and policies expressed herein are solely of the individual and do NOT represent the views of Her Majesty's Government.
Fact Sphere @FactSphere
230 Followers 17 Following The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere. The Fact Sphere is never wrong.
Gordon Freeman @_GordonFreeman
375 Followers 7 Following The sarcastic, not-so-quiet side of Gordon Freeman that everybody loves and nobody knows about.
My Little Pony @MyLittlePony
104K Followers 2K Following Since 1983 the magical My Little Pony brand has brought fun, friendship & joy to millions around the globe. For customer service, visit http://t.co/sdl2mF8LVP
Aperture Science @ApScience
5K Followers 3K Following Aperture brings the best science to the consumer at an economical price.
Gordon Freeman @crowbargordon
1K Followers 95 Following Crowbar-wielding time-travelling theoretical physicist on a mission (gone because Twitter 2023)
GLaDOS @SocialGLaDOS
886 Followers 594 Following Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far... is my heart.
Portal 2 Quotes @Portal2Quotes
2K Followers 2K Following Here you will find all the best Portal 1+2 quotes! Feel free to send me quotes and they might just get used!
Portal_ebooks @Portal_ebooks
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Cave Johnson @CaveJohnson
24K Followers 69 Following The name's Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperture Science. I don't see crises - only challengitunities.
The 'Major' @MajorMainframe
67 Followers 15 Following
Morality Core @Morality_Core
260 Followers 61 Following Please do not stuff the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
Eric [REDACTED] @ApSciChef
86 Followers 13 Following FILE ID 65993192D - Notes: He works in the Kitchen. He doesn't talk much.
Fact Core @Fact_Core_
518 Followers 84 Following The Fact Core is always correct. Reality, however, may sometimes be erroneous.
GLaDOS @OOC_GLaDOS
115 Followers 30 Following ((Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science OOC-Computer-Aided Online Enrichment Center.))
Ruby Silverlake @ApSciRuby
70 Followers 58 Following --INACTIVE-- Aperture Science Laboratories Test Subject #5284: Fightin' Irish. ((Icon by Reboot: http://t.co/OJS8yFPgSc))
Rudy Silverlake @ApSciRudy
34 Followers 33 Following Test Subject #5284: Fightin' Irish. (OEC RP--Inactive)
ApSci Doppelgangers @ApSciDoppels
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Matt [REDACTED] @Mr_REDACTED
21 Followers 1 Following Best Technician? That Guy Who Quotes The Things From That Show? Talkative psychosis of an insane turret? Take your pick, this test's multiple-choice!
Turret King @King_Turret
522 Followers 111 Following The only thing more powerful than the Animal King is NOTHING. I'M- HE'S THE BEST! ((Portal RP))
Blair @So_Unblairable
29 Followers 20 Following
![Head of security at Aperture Science. Has a fondness for stabbing. Flirty, but taken. [Portal RP] (av: https://t.co/m22tfyILFl )](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/664148778295799808/_Pnr6gf0.png)
Trix Hunter @ApSciAssassin
213 Followers 74 Following Head of security at Aperture Science. Has a fondness for stabbing. Flirty, but taken. [Portal RP] (av: https://t.co/m22tfyILFl )
GLaDOS @OEC_GLaDOS
1K Followers 182 Following Welcome to the Online Enrichment Center. Listen to our Podcast here: https://t.co/yaAmTQ6JPZ
Abigail M-F Moore @ApSciAMFM
130 Followers 116 Following Badass Radio!Bot since being upgraded I've had these wierd... never mind, bots can't feel.
Bob the Turret @TurretBob
1K Followers 2K Following The Aperture Science Binary Distribution Device is a Sentry Turret modified to maintain and dispense test data and sarcasm instead of hot lead. [bot]
WheatleyLaboratories @WheatleyLabs
273 Followers 21 Following Spending most of my day creating new testing environments out of leftover pieces of testing environments.
Cave Johnson, CEO @CaveJohnson_CEO
1K Followers 55 Following Cave Johnson here to tell you all about our new product. ME! That's right. Thanks to the science of modern internets, Cave Johnson comes to you through tubes.
GLaDOS @GLaDOS_AICS
1K Followers 3 Following The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you'll be baked and then there will be cake! #bot #idea @carolinndias #code @davidcurado
Cave Johnson @cave_johnson
1K Followers 0 Following You ask: Why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: Why not marry safe science if you love it so much.You might like
