Geo @Ge0lo

@Authw8 That's wild, anecdotally I do a lot more stupid shit in my early 20s than childhood. Kids aren't usually afflicted by alcohol poisoning, friends driving too fast, 3am walks, daredevil stunts, extreme sports, or mental illness. Would kids die more from accidents or disease?

@PinstripeBungle I had a black godmother figure who kind of fell off after joining Black Israelites, but I went to her church once with her family. Anyway, the service was fucking insane. I thought white Pentecosts were over the top, ladies fainting and shouting Lord Jeasusss and scream-singing.

@love1446 @Alterion_Adachi Lolll this is google messages where the pfp is the dude's gmail picture.

@FischerKing64 I know a guy in college who did a similar experiment to himself over winter break. He also removed all the clocks from his room and blacked out the windows so he couldn't tell what time it was for 5 days. He said the time alone was refreshing, but ran out of stuff to do.

Continental Congress HAS SIGNED A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE!  The UNITED STATES are OFFICIALLY INDEPENDENT from BRITAIN. LIBERTY BELLS ring out throughout Philadelphia; the streets ERUPT IN ECSTASY.

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There was a little free library at a natural park campsite I stayed at. Woke up at sunrise hours before everyone else and took a random book. Anyway, that's how I read Blood Meridian.

ирис @saltwatermp3

a week ago

There can be no explanation other than the people who leave books in free libraries have access to a completely different world of publishing

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@shortyman09 Not as nefarious, but my friend worked at a repair shop and recovered a hard drive full of Filipino gay porn for a rich white dude. Don't know why so many weirdos want to recover that kind of data.

@kotharwakhasis Googled half jew half indian

@emperor_kane @MatthewTanous @PalmyrPar Southern Asians

@MissPavIichenko @amindfulmanlet Return to 80's kind-of-homosexual straight guy half shirt

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Sub mids can be nice again too. Something about being in the hell zone of fuckable but not really commitment worthy, especially with distasteful personality flaws compounding the issue, really drives women crazy. Non bitchfaced 8 to 10's with disarming vibes live in such a different universe than you can imagine...the level of spontaneous niceness people treat them with is crazy, so some of them kind of become these angelic beings that see the universe as providing them free stuff and good will in almost a child-like state of innocent wonder. They actually do live in the Barbie movie universe where random people just tell them how awesome and beautiful they are out of nowhere on a regular basis. They can make instant friends anywhere naturally and even the guys that want to hit don't mind simping or getting friend zoned that much just to be in her presence, which in any case is inherent and useable clout. Men just appear out of nowhere to help them...move stuff, fix the car, advance the career, whatever, and they don't even make it into a crudely demanding obligatory sex transaction like they probably would with the 6 to 7. If men are doing favors for them they want payment in ass, probably up front as a test drive. The real hot girls are like wizards that effortlessly force dazzle whoever is around them without even trying. This can lead them to being more personable with a sense of familiarity because everyone is so helpful to them it's basically true that they exist beyond the realm where market based looks haggling is a thing. People will be diving over themselves to white knight or "mentor" or play free no pussy needed security services. Total sexual interest of everyone of both genders and all ages achieves a similar aesthetic sensability as no sexual interest, as in a monk, nun, or beloved grandparent. They are a walking, talking gift of the universe so the universe gives the same back to them. Sub mids appreciate kindness and are happy and excited to be in the room, if bashfully self conscious. They're rather cute that way. Maybe you have one of them working at some troonhive coffee shop you visit that seems to be crushing on you. Those little hamster jowls are so goddamn cute you could just squeeze them right off. You want to say fuck it and ravage her right over the coffee beans and have a litter of sub mid babies who look dumb as hell but also adorable in a downsie kind of way as you rescue and shield her from all the world's cruel arrows that it never spared you, as you relentlessly pummel her with A game pro gigolo dick almost comically absurd in the contrast that she can hardly believe her eyes or her luck. But you won't, you despicable coward. In the 70's, she would be your second family that you hid away from the first one, but endocrine poisoning and longhouse demoralization has sapped too many of your vital fluids for that. Who has the time? There is too much doomscrolling to do. You're gonna go back in the SMV mines and get exactly what you deserve. Dead mid mids can be weirdly asexual, existing as stale nullities that inspire neither attraction nor disgust, which is reflected back outward. But there is something about lower upper mid women...they are often heavily tattooed like pirates because that's what they are. Vagabond rapscallions filled with sadistic fury, seeking vengeance on the God that scorned them. These are the chicks always going apeshit on the incels, a downstream compensation for their own rejections and their only way to indulge their frustrated will to power. Lower upper mids are in grave danger of developing resting bitchface or getting obsessed with libtarded politics, and really only have two options going forward. They can either go gigaslut Bonnie Blue style and just lean into their niche of vaguely fuckable non marriage material, or they can go neurotic harpy hag mode, and look for a sad supplicant to abuse and control. The latter make up most of the femcel team of shrill gender warriors you see posting on X dot com every day. True upper mids (beautiful mids) and lesser Stacies are in the heartbreaker/wifejak zone. It's hard to tell if they are too good for you or you are too good for them. They really show out when they get gussied up but can still look like shit in bad lighting on off hours. Acceptable to settle on and while you think you can handle dumping them, if you blow it, you'll probably regret it. If they burn you big time you're wiped out for life. You will have to become a red pill poaster or God forbid, self help guru. A fate actually worse than death, so your original instinct to rope was probably unfortunately well founded. If you are a civilian and you bump up into real Stacey land...just enjoy the ride bro. Who fucking cares? If it ends it ends. At least you got the T shirt. More than most can say. Try not to act too stupid or pathetic. I know it's hard but pretend she's kind of ugly or at least a bad person. It's your only hope to act reasonably normal. Don't just stand there mouth agape staring at her tits with a look of stark stupid disbelief in your eyes, indulging odd superstitions like if you make any sudden movements she will just disappear into a puff of smoke. You feeling like a creepy little gremlin that doesn't belong will show in blinking neon lights all over your face. So do what you gotta. Take a bathroom break and literally slap yourself in the face, hard, several times. Try not to draw blood so you look crazy and can't explain it. You are an alpha male. This is just some DUMB BITCH like all the rest. You're gonna be jerking that salami all alone wondering about what could have been for the REST OF YOUR LIFE if you don't pull yourself together and pull this off. Remember 10th grade? The two sluts trying to jack you off in class and you were too much of a scared virgin pussy to know what to do or even get hard and then you cranked your dick raw over it like a total loser for years on end afterwords? This is like that all over again if you don't play it straight. Almost doesn't count. It's balls deep or nothing. Put up or shut up dipshit.

SW @SnowMed34

a week ago

I’ve been saying for years attractive women (8-10’s) are genuinely nicer…..and it’s why most of them are off the market, while women who are 6 & 7’s are complete psychopaths who’ve completely destroyed the modern dating market with this insane behavior

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Are you really living if you aren't stress testing your immune system for pursuit of sheer laziness?

Lisa @lisavsworld

a week ago

I never get food poisoning from the food I cook because my mom taught me the "lazy method of food storage." 😌 That is, you cook something and leave it on the stove for 12 hours... wake up the next morning, remember it's still there, eat a little, and then rifle through your

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@uncle_deluge I think it's a cover for this version: Polish immigrant: "My name is Marcus Psheinfbsudkbsjkrhajski" Customs agent: "How do you spell that?" Polish immigrant: "I can't read" Customs agent: "I'll do my best"

@SeedOilDsrspctr Thanks man I was eating while scrolling

@wanted4mogging It would be really funny if they have them work for Eisenhower

@_JeanLannes The Wisconsin Historical Society came up with better mascots dammit, hot dog with a flag, cheese pioneer lady, and beer George Washington it can't be that hard.

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@ShmuleyGroyp I'll save you some beer, reply guy

I've just accepted that I'm kind of thick and muscular, and started dressing like a 2010's bisexual muscle mommy, and my attitude towards my appearance has improved a lot.

@cloneristic New Hallmark movie: "I met my 6'4 swarthy and muscled NEET husband while he was gangstalking my house. With my help, I taught him how to be human, and how to love."

Ok, I'm exercising good judgement and not posting this