GrumpyChrchSecretary @GrumpyChurchSec
Church admins have a tough job...I'm here to make sure you know about it. Joined October 2014-
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"You're a good, good facilities manager It's who you are, it's who you are. And I am loved by you...." #manipulation
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Sure, I liked Batman v. Superman...I didn't realize they had the same mom! #superbrothers #notmariobrothers #MarthaMarthaMartha
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I got the youth pastor to announce that Sir Isaac Newton wrote 'Amazing Grace.' He still doesn't realize the gravity of his mistake.
No, Trivia Crack, I'm not cheating on you. I've just decided to stop being a playa and take myself out of the game for a while. #OnABreak
Thoughts while in line to vote: we have the power to make good choices. So, I walked right past that bowl of chocolate on the table!
Have a well deserved birthday! #AwkwardBirthdayWish
Everyday I'm shuffling, shuffling, shuffling... #mynewcareer #casinoemployee
The #OscarsSoWhite that even their black punchlines are played by white men #Oscars #JackBlackHistoryMonth
Negativity is having a surprisingly positive impact on my life.
The word "unusual" is so...UnUsUal!
Some guy just wished me a happy new year. My first thought: you're a month late, fella! #ChineseNewYear
Why did so many of the Superbowl commercials make me feel guilty for having enough money to watch the Superbowl? #counterproductive #SB50
#confession I still get scared each time I hear something or someone has gone viral.
A repair man came in. I asked what he was here for. He said, "just the fax, ma'am" #Columbo
"Why do you call me good? Only God is good" (Mark 10:18) #JesusJukes by Jesus? @JonAcuff what say you?
To the person informing me about the distinct aroma in the women's restroom each Sunday, please stop. #sniffandtell #poopourri
If you've stopped receiving the prayer update, don't blame me, thank God #countyourblessings
Church and pop culture collide: the copier just responded to "shut the front door"
I had an epiphany today. Did you?
@gwenstefani taught me everything I needed to know about twitter: "I ain't no follow back girl"
Whitney Jones @Whittybugjones
106 Followers 392 Following Child of God, wife to a wonderful husband and mom to two precious children. Blessed.
The Bat Pastor @TheBatPastor
5K Followers 5K Following Pastor & author donning the Cowl of Salvation, Utility Belt of Truth and wielding Batarangs of the Spirit! (SAG/AFTRA)
Jeannine Lee @okpooky
9 Followers 44 Following
John William @JohnWil78536108
287 Followers 4K Following
Carmen Snyder @Snyderfam
89 Followers 308 Following Learning and Growing in Christ, loving my husband, kids and grandkids! God is good!
Florus Workman @BruddaHeathe
675 Followers 1K Following Passionate about Jesus, my bride, my freedom, and hunting. I love shark diving. Yes, I took my cover photo. Certified 1 mile marksman. ASD Enhanced.
Christian Rado DJ @TheChristianDJ
173 Followers 250 Following A Christian Radio DJ, broadcasting my anonymous thoughts.... Tune in for the fun!
Beards, bacon, tech, @gabrielspeights
21 Followers 250 Following Beards, bacon, tech, has product reviews, unboxing, and occasional giveaways. [email protected] 2974 St. Augustine Rd. Jacksonville FL 32207
The Alan Carr @dralancarr
1K Followers 2K Following A redeemed sinner, husband to Joan, father, grandfather, Pastor, author, teacher. In a word: blessed.
2 Opinions 4:9 @MadeUpScripture
69 Followers 103 Following Things that are not in the Bible. or are they... I think 2 Opinions is located somewhere between Nehemiah and Philemon.
Rhonda Osman @OsmanRhonda
470 Followers 1K Following A slightly snarky ignorable older female of the believing persuasion.
Steven Wayne Mayle @Docmayle
73 Followers 123 Following
Modesty Johnson @ALLtowerNOpower
873 Followers 1K Following Sharing my church and Church of God humor as a #ourCOG pastor's wife. If you can't say it in church because your on staff then create an anon Twitter account.
Presby Anonymous @presbyanon
30 Followers 256 Following
Susan Rieske @SusanRieske
7 Followers 54 Following
PostFundyXian @PostFundy
34 Followers 71 Following Ex-follower of Gray, Hyles, Sword of the Lord, Hamblin, et al. I'm embarrassed by what I used to think was Christian.
AnonStudentPastor @AnonStdntPastor
275 Followers 328 Following
Karen Stevens @Mom2HalfDozen
56 Followers 56 Following Jesus and my family are my everything, in that order. Soli deo gloria. Wife and mom to 6.
Marla Moore @fivemoore
90 Followers 104 Following
Charlie Lyons @CourteousCanuck
907 Followers 1K Following The world has too many critics. We need more kindness. Pass it on. // #KindnessForLife
Rev. Skinny Jean @skinnyjeanRev
65 Followers 160 Following Hipster pastor parody about life as a skinny jean, v-neck wearing clergy leader just trying to be cool and serve Jesus at the same time.
Angie Angello @angieangello
55 Followers 366 Following
TheChurchEnquirer @churchenquirer
47 Followers 211 Following We make stuff up to make church more interesting. We also ignore the verses about division and lying.
shane craddock @big_shanedawg
40 Followers 435 Following
Amy Patrick Stamm @amypatrickstamm
216 Followers 1K Following valley center citizen of the year 2011
F Stanfield @F_Stanfield
137 Followers 424 Following Loved Wife, Sarcastic Mom, 5th Generation Texan, Devoted Coffee Advocate, Unrepentant Readaholic
robbie mungo @rmungo426
17 Followers 111 Following
Steve Willeford @SteveWilleford
2K Followers 359 Following Husband of Becky; Dad of Andrea & Tom, Amber, Alysa & Chris, Luke & Amy; Papa of Zion, Asher, Jude, Finley, Reese, Jett; Bishop- Apostolic Pentecostal Church;
Tommy Parker @tommysparker
743 Followers 634 Following
Bitter Pastor's Wife @DatPastorsWife
17 Followers 49 Following I heard what you said about my husband.
Keenan G @buckygoopheimer
8 Followers 19 Following
Jane Foy @JaneFoy
96 Followers 205 Following wife, mother, special ed teacher's assistant/child of God
Shannon Lemmon @STLemmon
678 Followers 763 Following Husband, Father, and Bible-Believing Independent Baptist Missionary with @BLMF1968 - whose goal is to print the Scriptures for everyone in need
Token Millennial @Millennialtoken
107 Followers 255 Following Just your typical Millennial church staff member. Please tell me how to reach myself!
Dave Lang @DaveLang27
412 Followers 716 Following Just an average guy trying to pursue God's truths for my life in order that i might become more and more like Christ
Poof @dapoofinator
23 Followers 217 Following
KPJ Of Faith @kpj0313
51 Followers 51 Following KPJ is the children's ministry of Faith Tabernacle in Batesville, MS. Follow us on Facebook & Instagram /kpj0313
DJMays @djmays
644 Followers 899 Following
Jenny Honican @JennyLHonican
77 Followers 444 Following This is my circus, and these are my monkeys.
SimplePreacher @SimplePreacher
220 Followers 162 Following Just a plain ol' baptist preacher No one of consequence.
Green Lawn @GreenLawn59
102 Followers 163 Following It is our hope that you will see evidence of God’s grace, love and Spirit here at Green Lawn.
Amy Payne @jahpayne
51 Followers 77 Following Daughter of the King, Wife to J, mother of 2. Love Photography, Scrapbooking and Sewing
Nick McLamb @neemizzle
1K Followers 2K Following Jesus | Disney Parks | Churros | Psalm 62:2 | Travel Planner
Rev. Skinny Jean @skinnyjeanRev
65 Followers 160 Following Hipster pastor parody about life as a skinny jean, v-neck wearing clergy leader just trying to be cool and serve Jesus at the same time.
Honest Preachers Kid @HonestyfromaPK
319 Followers 292 Following All of the things you actually want to say as a PK but can’t in real life. here ya go.
Timothy Keller (1950-... @timkellernyc
500K Followers 109 Following My son @michaelkellers posts here on my behalf (see pinned note). Founder of @redeemernyc. Co-Founder of @redeemerctc and @tgc. Loved New York City.
Sunday School Quotes @QuotesSunday
74 Followers 88 Following People in our young adult Sunday School class don't have filters. Hilarity ensues.
Xeologian @Tweeterlogian
2K Followers 1K Following Blocked by several random people I don't know or care about. I believe nearly 40% of what I post. Maybe.
Sarcastic ChurchBand @WorshipSarcasm
232 Followers 344 Following Saying it like it is. We're the ones who make the worship leader look good. Go ahead, fire us.
PK Strug Life @FaultInOurPK
1K Followers 3K Following Welcome to the pastor's kid community! Feel free to DM our account with your PK probs or tag us with ➡️➡️ #pklife #pkprobs #pkproblems
Rants Of A Reverend @rev_rants
52 Followers 92 Following As a minister, I can rarely share what's really on my mind. Being on here incognito, I can. How splendid!
VolunteerYouthPastor @VolunteerYP
2K Followers 214 Following LOVE working with students, even though it's not my real job. Some say it wouldn't be a real job even if there was a paycheck. #rightitsacalling
Church Secretary @SecretaryTruths
1K Followers 406 Following Give me coffee and a keyboard and watch what I can do.
ūthPastorAnonymous @youth_sarcasm
271 Followers 1K Following thoughts and musings on being a youth pastor...
The Fundamentalist @Funduhmentalist
9K Followers 6K Following The donut-loving ruffian is back. My main account @culturedruffian is back! Peace. Love. Donuts. ✌🏼❤🍩https://t.co/PRfaADtiyJ
🇵🇪🇱... @OTPeleg
1K Followers 28 Following
Church Secretary @AnonChurchSec
3K Followers 2K Following Admin Asst at a church in the South. Tales of real ministry. Good at implementing Saturday pm ideas. Girl Friday, Jack of all Trades. Mom to a 5yr old Princess.
Mr Squigglies @MrSquigglies
662 Followers 697 Following Anonymous coward. Generally useless. Ignored. Opinions are my own if you agree, and someone else's if you don't.
MLS @Typicalpk
2K Followers 1K Following Outdoor enthusiast, ENFP, Oxford comma user, Libertarian, Mandalorian before it was cool. Love God, love people, be kind.
Theology Mix @theologymix
6K Followers 3K Following 📱 Where Culture and Theology Mix 🎙 Articles, podcasts, and discussions to grow and live your faith 💭 Join the Discussion at ThM
Ministry wife's life @minstrywifelife
54 Followers 88 Following The good, the bad, and the ugly. Real life as a ministry wife.
christian hipster @ChristnHipster
41K Followers 32 Following lover of photography • organic coffee • marginal music • christ-follower • bicycle builder • soul wanderer
The Kindness Ninja �... @DonnaGeee
5K Followers 4K Following It's my desire to bring a smile and encouragement. Kindness isn't a sign of weakness LOVE GIF'S!!! Gator fan 🐊 #smile #encourage. #pray
Thom Rainer @ThomRainer
203K Followers 183K Following CEO of Church Answers. Husband to Nellie Jo. Dad to Sam, Art, Jess. Granddad to Canon Maggie Nathaniel Will Harper Bren Joshua Collins Joel Dominic James.
Anita Renfroe @AnitaRenfroe
25K Followers 243 Following Texan by birth. Southern by marriage. Purveyor of fine joy. Comedy outlaw. Feisty. I read cookbooks like there's a plot.
VirtuousAbbey @VirtuousAbbey
4K Followers 3K Following Putting the attitude back in platitude, and the pie back in pious! Christian musings with just the right hint of caffeine
Barna Group @BarnaGroup
21K Followers 227 Following Barna provides research, resources and training to facilitate transformation in organizations, communities and individuals.
Birdman @BoomBirdman
312 Followers 355 Following
Pastor Obvious says o... @ObviousPastor
3K Followers 1K Following My name isn't really 'Pastor Obvious' but I do tweet obvious things you might hear from a pastor.
Cranky Old Man @FarmerCranky
637 Followers 1K Following Just a cranky old man telling you how it should be!
Brick Remix @brickremix
343 Followers 298 Following I am an AFOL (Adult Fan Of LEGO) I am reviewer of LEGO sets and a designer of MOCs I also do Remixes (which is when build something else of a set)
Bapticostal Deadpool @RegeneratingDeg
520 Followers 874 Following Something extremely clever and 4th wall shattering.....
Calvinist Neckbeard @CalvinNeckbeard
4K Followers 3K Following Redeemed by m'Lord. When you were partying I studied The Sword of the Spirit
Watered Down Gospel. ... @WateredDownGosp
3K Followers 2K Following Let's Do Conspiracies too! Why Bother Preaching the Gospel When Bouncy Houses Bring in More People? Parody/Satire. Duh.
Bob Smiley @bobsmileycomedy
17K Followers 84 Following Joke slinger, author, podcaster and in 2020 a top Uber Eats Driver in the Tri-State area!
JACKIE LE' TITS 👑�... @Comedyyorwatt
219 Followers 487 Following @flipflapulous 💝 *Strictly educational content/learning purposes only* Big $GME Bull BLUE CHECK MARK HUR DUR $GME "analyst"
Chet Churchpain @Churchpain
9K Followers 4K Following Person, Human, Homo sapiens, non-influencer, and biped. Scared about broccolis. Is Twitter still a thing?
Yael⚒️ @YaelSpeaks
2K Followers 1K Following If you quit growing and changing, then you’re dead. I usually have a lot to say.
Nominal Christian @Xinnameonly
364 Followers 563 Following Creator of the Nominal Christian's Manual: The Bible rewritten for people who call themselves Christian but don't want to change the way they live their lives.
Harvey Cohen @Lighten_up_
34K Followers 34K Following Behavioral scientist, author, optimum performance consultant. Enlightenment for those in a hurry - OPTIMISM SPOKEN HERE
Mike Biddle | biddle.... @ActorMikeBiddle
36K Followers 8K Following Jer. 29:11+Gen 39:2+James 1:25 #WebDesigner & Actor. Not Financial Advice!
Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan
2.6M Followers 3K Following Male Model. “Live from Old Forester: The Bourbon Set” https://t.co/wvEONXI5na https://t.co/39GfjGbHaW
Donald Miller @donaldmiller
196K Followers 830 Following 📖 Author of Building a StoryBrand 💬 Helping businesses clarify their message 👉Dad | Founder of StoryBrand 🚨 7-Day FREE Trial
Small Church Pastor @SmallishChurch
8K Followers 4K Following This is for all of us who get paid in produce.
Tales From Church IT @TheChurchIT
3K Followers 1K Following Blessed are the Geeks, for they will Internet the Earth.
James Watson @JamesWatsonNH
858 Followers 875 Following Pastor at North Hills Church. Husband. Father. Defying stereotypes and bringing hard that reformed theology. #reading #writing #cycling #Ravens #oriolesYou might like
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