In Case Of Hooks @InCaseOfHooks
A superhero tale; Or, what to do in an emergency involving fires, hobos, and people with hooks for hands. (IT'S OVER! Move on to http://t.co/6ogzK1tb) sepiatonedeaf.blogspot.com/search/label/H… New York City Joined August 2010-
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(If sequel won't be around for a while, go to x.com/PlotTwists instead)
(Instead of scrolling down, the Hooks-For-Hands saga can be read at sepiatonedeaf.blogspot.com/search/label/H…. And in case of possible sequel, say "The End...?")
...But otherwise, take a well-deserved nap.
If he returns one day, you may have to don the Hooks-For-Hands uniform once more—possibly in 3D.
If you've found flaws in The Perfectionist's scheme, he may run off, vowing to return once he's crafted the perfect plan.
If the behind-the-scenes documentary has already been sent to several film festivals, The Perfectionist's movie will be a laughing stock.
In case of twist, Spunky Photography Girl may reveal that she's been secretly recording the entire disastrous making of this movie.
In case of laugh, he may say that they've already finished shooting, and that the movie is sure to be critically acclaimed.
If Spunky Photographer Girl is rescued, The Perfectionist may laugh while slowly rising from his director's chair and clapping menacingly.
If 1990s Hooks-For-Hands Man is wearing a cumbersome and embarrassingly form-fitting motion-capture suit, easily defeat him in a fight.
In case of arrival in Neighborton, locate the set where they're shooting the indie romdramedy.
If time for confrontation, have the driver drive you to Neighborton.
If city is saved, it's time to confront The Perfectionist.
If three is a nice solid number, you must have defused all of the bombs and saved the city.
If the third bomb was just sitting in plain sight in the living room, defuse it while the butlers are cleaning up your mess in the library.
If you find a library, knock over all of the bookshelves in the hopes of finding the one that acts as a key.
If there's a secret room, it can probably be accessed by removing a certain book from a certain bookshelf.
If he's ashamed of his past work, he's probably hiding all of it in a secret room somewhere.
In case of monocle riot, use it as a diversion to get into the mansion.
If everyone's top hats now have locking chin-straps to prevent another top hat riot, you'll have to knock off someones monocle instead.
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