Logo
Picture

That Van @That_Van

Vroom vroom bang bang. Making a quick getaway. Joined January 2012
  • Tweets
    44
  • Followers
    6
  • Following
    78
  • Likes
    0
That_Van Profile Picture

That Van @That_Van

15 years ago

When we leave, you totally need to crash through the other gate arm in the exit lane.

That_Van Profile Picture

That Van @That_Van

15 years ago

Dude, you just crashed through that yellow and black striped gate arm thing at the entrance to the lot. That was pretty awesome.

That_Van Profile Picture

That Van @That_Van

15 years ago

Quick, pull into that black-van-with-tinted-windows dealership! We can find a new car. Preferably one with a nice leather interior.

That_Van Profile Picture

That Van @That_Van

15 years ago

Whoa! What was that? Did the cops shoot one of our tires out? Or did one of you get surprised and do a spit-take?

That_Van Profile Picture

That Van @That_Van

15 years ago

Bang! Bang bang! Bang bang PBBHHBB.

That_Van Profile Picture

That Van @That_Van

15 years ago

...Unless you know a lot of babies that have big bushy mustaches. Ha! Sorry. Just trying to lighten the mood a bit. Relax, guys.

That_Van Profile Picture

That Van @That_Van

15 years ago

Why do they even call him "Babyface Jake," anyway? His face looks nothing like that of a baby.

That_Van Profile Picture

That Van @That_Van

15 years ago

Are you trying to call Babyface Jake? Please don't do that. Let's just let him keep thinking that the robbery went off without a hitch.

That_Van Profile Picture

That Van @That_Van

15 years ago

What are you doing with that phone, Buster? You really shouldn't be texting while driving. We're in enough trouble already.

That_Van Profile Picture

That Van @That_Van

15 years ago

Actually, you guys probably shouldn't have any. You seem kinda tense. Is it because of that dream I had where someone was an undercover cop?

That_Van Profile Picture

That Van @That_Van

15 years ago

Plus, we can pick up some coffee too. I hope they accept unmarked non-sequential hundred dollar bills.

That_Van Profile Picture

That Van @That_Van

15 years ago

Buster, can we pull over somewhere? I should probably get out and do some stretches.

That_Van Profile Picture

That Van @That_Van

15 years ago

Also, my back is actually kind of sore now. I spoke too soon about that "lying on a pile of money" thing.

That_Van Profile Picture

That Van @That_Van

15 years ago

Okay, turn down the radio, Rocko. It's too loud. I'm still waking up, you know?

That_Van Profile Picture

That Van @That_Van

15 years ago

Rocko, turn on the radio and try to find some exciting "chase scene" music.

That_Van Profile Picture

That Van @That_Van

15 years ago

Try swerving around wildly to lose them. Or actually, just drive in a straight line and stop at every light. They won't be expecting that.

That_Van Profile Picture

That Van @That_Van

15 years ago

I hear sirens. Are there still cop cars behind us? Yeah? And some other people are following us too?

That_Van Profile Picture

That Van @That_Van

15 years ago

To be fair, I did crash several times. And they kicked me out for being over the age of 10. But other than that, I think I was pretty good.

That_Van Profile Picture

That Van @That_Van

15 years ago

See? I told you guys that I should have been the getaway driver! I even spent all of last weekend practicing at the go-kart track!

That_Van Profile Picture

That Van @That_Van

15 years ago

I'm guessing we're not safely back at the hideout. It was only two blocks away from the bank. Buster, you knucklehead, are we lost?

Trends for United States

Drake Maye
Sony
Drew Lock
Kojima
DOGE
PlayStation
Xbox
Patriots
Seahawks
#kirkiversary
Charlie Kirk
Romeo Doubs
Mike McFarland
AJ Brown
Pats
Seattle
PHYSINT
Darnold
Josh McDaniels
Bribery

You might like

2.23 ✨
☆ Mo BettuH ☆
@Willz_B
963 Followers