first thing tomorrow @InvertedEscher
Soaring high to broaden the senses Calgary AB Joined July 2013-
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Say the same thing over and over, interrupt everyone, go down every rabbit hole in your favour, before they answer or state different facts, make it look like you are winning - to those who can’t be bothered to listen or think for themselves - trump the argument
What if the world is fake and wrestling is actually real?
Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.
I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.
This "all purpose" flour did not get my car clean at all
Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.
Apparently a 'Defibrillator' doesn't make someone tell the truth
Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya bud ?
Teens complaining to their parents “we are always out of” something, and have like 15 of them under their bed
Nowitzki - why no cheer for bucket Nash - ROAR!!
It says mint but this floss tastes an awful lot like blood
Garnishing my wages sounds delicious
Draymond Green and Merrium Webster agree to amend the definition of word “Samesies”
Rage against the machine? I bet it was a printer.
Me: I wanna buy some weed Dealer: how much? Me: oh man, I wanna buy it SO BAD
@karanbirtinna @DurtMcHurtt Can someone surgically remove this dude’s sense of wrongdoing, you can use the extra skin to stitch up his pie hole tyvm
Ironically, I never look more homeless than when I'm at home.
You heard an emergency vehicle? big whoop
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