TheStepster @ItsTheStepster
No, YOU're addicted to Twitter. favstar.fm/users/ItsTheSt… Borneo. I live in trees. Joined August 2009-
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I can be all kinds of obscene and I will obscene my way into you if I have to.
If I could literally fly, I would shit on everyone's face and no one would know.
WHAT DO YOU *MEAN* THE FIRST SLICE OF BREAD IS *UGLY*?! THE FIRST SLICE OF BREAD IS *NOT* UGLY! THE FIRST SLICE OF BREAD IS GODSEND. Here...
Tweeting from the bathroom toilet because HI WORLD I AM TAKING A DUMP HOW ABOUT YOU?!
My department manager knows not how to operate a scanner; also the Powerpoint slides. WHY DID I SIGN UP TO WORK WITH A BUNCH OF CAVEMEN?!
Can I start menopausing now? Because I don't think I'd care having any babies in the future. Fucking ovaries.
Taking a dump and playing Bejewelled and tweeting about it. Who. The hell. Says. I have. No. Life.
Today. One year. Full time job number one. Wow. Want to quit. ASAP.
Naked!!! Cleaning my room in my full glory!!! Let it all hang out!!! Huzzah pimple tits!!!!!
Spreading my glorious flu all over my department. Feel the lovely warmth of my yellow mucus, you healthy fucks.
At work watching stand-ups and am not laughing. This is your fault, Twitter.
"Happy Birthday Mr. President"? You mean *I* am not important?!?!
My Tumblr isn't showing any posts. Anybody here knows what could be the problem? Please help, my titties are getting angry.
I went outside and oh god I am never going out ever again.
Question Points - Ok. I’ve decided to let you nasty creatures make enquiries. Make enquiries. How formal.... http://tumblr.com/xjn1m46rsj
Photo: bohemea: I’m drawn to my imaginary friends. I like to go to bed with them and get all moist and... http://tumblr.com/xjn1m2ehy1
Alright so my birthday just ended 15 minutes ago, but if I travel over to the West, I can have my birthday on replay, right? Any sponsors??
Thank you Mother Nature, for creating females with leaking vaginas. We heart you to death. Literally.
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