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keynote jockey @JSToby1890

I don’t get it here but I amuse myself. tech bro. San Jose, CA Joined September 2013
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greg @greg16676935420

a month ago

Hopefully they remember to keep the temperature at 78 degrees in there

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internet hall of fame @InternetH0F

a month ago

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are set to get married today at Madison Square Garden

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the tiny corp @__tinygrad__

4 months ago

Off by an order of magnitude, it's 25 TB. Preorder today!

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Austin Hirsch @austinhirsch

4 months ago

2027 is going to be wild. @__tinygrad__ is trying to sell a computer for 10m with 2.5 TB of RAM

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Daniel Sempere Pico @dansemperepico

5 months ago

Trying to configure OpenClaw be like:

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keynote jockey @JSToby1890

5 months ago

@adiix_official @Polymarket @PolymarketTrade Badass! Send that link

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AdiiX @adiix_official

5 months ago

My brother is 19. A sophomore majoring in Software Engineering. I’m the older brother. I have a career. And for two years, I’ve been covering everything tuition, rent, food every single month. Recently, my patience finally snapped. It’s not that I’m heartless. It’s just that every time I saw him, he was glued to his laptop, and to me, it looked like nothing but gaming and endless YouTube loops. I called him and didn't hold back: “David , I honestly don’t see what I’ve been paying for these last two years. Can you show me anything you’ve actually built? Because if not, we need to have a serious talk about whether we should keep doing this.” Silence on the other end. Then, he said quietly: “Okay. Give me one week.” I’ll be honest I wasn’t expecting much. I thought he’d show me a basic landing page or a simple calculator. Typical student stuff. But seven days later, he showed up at my place. He opened his laptop and revealed a live trading terminal. I didn't even realize what I was looking at at first. On the screen: a real-time equity curve. Black background. A steady white line climbing upward. Numbers flickering every few seconds. On the left complex math formulas. On the right a live trade log from Polymarket. He started explaining: “I mapped out the logic for Claude AI, and it wrote the code. The bot trades markets like 'Bitcoin Up or Down' across 5-minute, 15-minute, and 1-hour intervals. It’s built on three core pillars:” - The Kelly Criterion a mathematical formula from 1956 that calculates exactly what percentage of the bankroll to risk on each trade. No more, no less. Growth without the blow-up. - Bayesian Updating the system recalculates probabilities after every single trade. It learns on the fly like a human brain, but without the ego or emotions. - Expected Value (EV) Filter the bot doesn’t even enter a trade unless the math shows a clear edge. If the numbers aren't there, it simply waits for the next opportunity. As I listened, one thing became crystal clear: He hadn’t just "learned to code." He had learned how to think. The Stats: > Initial Deposit: $100 > 7-Day Result: $3,000 > Win Rate: ~80% I asked him: “David, did you come up with all of this yourself?” He just shrugged: “I knew what needed to happen. Claude knew how to write it. We built it together.” That evening, I transferred the money for his next month of tuition. For the first time in two years, I did it with a smile. If you want the code it’s open-source. Like&Follow&Retweet I’ll DM the link to everyone who does all three.

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darkzodchi @zodchiii

5 months ago

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Michael Oxford - AKA The Santa Cruz Mountain Goat @SCMountainGoat

6 months ago

I’m anti war, but I would support a Delta Force rescue of Punch the monkey.

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keynote jockey @JSToby1890

6 months ago

@loveofdoing @dieworkwear

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Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears

7 months ago

This team is ready to ride. 🎙️: @chancetherapper

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keynote jockey @JSToby1890

7 months ago

@jacobrintamaki Please add!

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Jade Law @jadel4w

7 months ago

Microslop

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Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation

7 months ago

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella wants you to stop calling AI "slop" in 2026.

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NFL Memes @NFLMemes

8 months ago

Rashee Rice finally understand what it feels like to get unexpectedly hit at a high rate of speed and have the man responsible leave the scene

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Kevin Byard @KevinByard

8 months ago

Bears fans, I appreciate all the votes thus far making me the #1 safety. Let’s keep it that way!! Thank you in advance #ProBowlVote + Kevin Byard Retweets counts as a vote too ‼️ Link in the bio!

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Indianapolis Colts @Colts

8 months ago

you know what to do. RT and this JT signed helmet could be yours. #ProBowlVote x @JayT23

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pbj (19-25) @pbj_5_

8 months ago

Whatever, here’s Paige Bueckers sending you home with a 40 piece last March

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University of Oklahoma @UofOklahoma

8 months ago

Statement from the University of Oklahoma:

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OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts

8 months ago

Thrilled to announce that we have partnered with @TheWienerCircle (because without them, this never becomes a thing) and are donate ALL of the proceeds to @ToysForTots_USA. Shop Small Business Saturday with The Weiners Circle and Obvious Shirts! #SmallBusinessSaturday

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Balaji @balajis

11 months ago

The fully automatic trash can.

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Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears

11 months ago

Showing the O-Line some love 🫶 RT for the chance to win a helmet signed by our offensive line

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keynote jockey @JSToby1890

11 months ago

Controversial opinion but I think LOTR extended cut isn’t extended enough

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mr. joshua @pants

12 months ago

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mia noceda ⚡️ @LuzNocedaNation

a year ago

Never listened to Currents but I bet it doesn't have I Serve The Base on it

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Complex Music @ComplexMusic

a year ago

Both of these iconic albums dropped on this day 10 YEARS AGO… Which have you listened to more over the years? 💭

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