jake @JakeP
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Who would have guessed that a couple of months into this shit show that the maga base would be mobilized to push electric cars. I remember when they said the batteries only lasted a couple years, couldn’t be recycled, and were therefore wasteful.
Our secret plan to have Trump supporters buy electric cars and save the planet is proceeding as I have foreseen.
July 1987, Moscow, USSR — Trump, 41 years old, flies to Moscow at the invitation of Soviet Ambassador to the U.S., Yuri Dubinin. Upon returning from Moscow, the bankrupt Trump suddenly receives loans from 16 banks and, without negotiation. 1/n
every season of the sopranos they’re like “well if it isn’t ________, the guy who has been in our gang this whole time and is also a complete psychopathic liability in every way” and it’s awesome
I have very nearly recreated my follow list in bluesky. It won’t be long now. Will feel great to delete this app when the time comes.
when AI writes the headline:
Fort Bragg in the house. Kurilla the gorilla, a man responsible for leaving countless Afghan villages in smoking ruins. God help us all
US CENTCOM commander just landed in Tel Aviv. Can’t believe we’re starting WWIII over a stupid, violent, narcissistic little colony. Can we fix North Carolina first?
Woman pretends to faint to see how her geese would react
I’ll never understand why someone would chose the window seat in the airplane - and then never raise the window shade. There’s a spectacular world of clouds out there!
U.S. crude oil production is at a record 13.4 million barrels per day. No country has ever produced more than the U.S. is right now.
Why do all kitchen appliances have clocks in them? What do they have to prove?
This is a good. Someone fresh young and interesting. Hopefully not Gavin.
A polling memo circulating among Dem party officials argues that the best chance to defeat Trump is with a new nominee independent of the incumbent admin. In other words: not Kamala Harris. Playbook has more ⬇️ politico.com/newsletters/pl…
If nothing else, Biden has been dominating the news cycle. Gotta give him that.
I think I figured out who makes both Breville and Whynter’s ice cream machines.
A lot of people have sent me this video as some how "proof" of French bureaucracy. The truth is this was agreed in advance at the request of many of the men jumping so they could have a France 🇫🇷 Normandy stamp on their passport dated 6 June 2024.
Video: British paras jumping into Normandy are greeted by French customs
We really do build cities in the dumbest way imaginable, huh?
Republicans: "Biden isn't doing anything on the border!!!!!" Biden: "Pass this bill and I'll sign it." Republicans: "Trump says no!!!!" Biden: "Fine, here's some executive action." Republicans: "HOW DARE YOU!"
This is absolutely merciless, beautifully dedicated reporting, OpenAI is a disgrace and Sam Altman is a complete liar. wheresyoured.at/sam-altman-is-…
Scoop: OpenAI's senior leadership says they were unaware ex-employees who didn't sign departure docs were threatened with losing their vested equity. But their signatures on relevant documents (which Vox is now releasing) raise questions about whether they could have missed it.
I feel pretty certain that sometime in the nearish future, society and esp. people outside of the tech world are going to come to regard Sam Altman as a creep. It just seems like he's got that trajectory already. I don't have any secret information, just a gut feeling.
I can’t even imagine who is reading these. Like the story is that someone had a budget for a house and bought one?
Scoop: OpenAI's senior leadership says they were unaware ex-employees who didn't sign departure docs were threatened with losing their vested equity. But their signatures on relevant documents (which Vox is now releasing) raise questions about whether they could have missed it.
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3.9M Followers 4K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins
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Will Sennett @Senn_Spud
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Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson
22K Followers 2K Following 36th President of the United States. Democrat. Texan. A parody. Label applied on the advice of Abe Fortas, Esq. FAQ: https://t.co/37lcMmiGdX
(((Harry Enten))) @ForecasterEnten
229K Followers 145 Following Son of a man who was far from perfect, but I loved him anyway. Host of CNN's Margins of Error, a podcast about statistical stories. https://t.co/9MdpDsMxJd
All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies
929K Followers 417 Following The story of Hollywood one film at a time. Details provided in our making of stories are direct from cast/crew or 3+ sources. For everything ATRM, click below.
Ken Jennings @KenJennings
411K Followers 496 Following Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of 100 PLACES TO SEE AFTER YOU DIE (https://t.co/pxwTQ2d7lo) and a bunch of other stuff. OMNIBUS co-founder (https://t.co/aURWrO4dAO).
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Yes on FF @BerkSafeStreets
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Mark Humbert @MarkHumbert
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North Berkeley Now! @NBerkeleyNow
964 Followers 375 Following We are a group of North Berkeleyans who want a more walkable/bikeable neighborhood and more neighbors to enjoy it with.
Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen
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David Zipper @DavidZipper
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The Berkeley Scanner @BerkeleyScanner
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Berkeleyside @berkeleyside
63K Followers 3K Following Independent nonprofit news site in Berkeley, CA, founded in 2009. RTs ≠ endorsements. Part of @citysidelocal (@Oaklandside, @ebnosh and @richmondside)
Telegraph For People @telegraphforppl
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Tom Lee @tjl
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Walk Bike Berkeley @WalkBikeBerk
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59K Followers 1K Following 37th President of the United States. Messages from the President unsigned, others from Ronald Ziegler. FAQ: https://t.co/FMmHghHVFZ
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