Jason Walther @JasonWalther
Washington D.C. Joined February 2009-
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Everyone, I have some bad news. AI doesn't give a shit about the Oxford comma.
This is like eating a baby and getting arrested for not flossing your teeth.
Anyone else tired of masturbating to porn and started whacking off to Musk fucking up Twitter? I read the actual headline "Millions await Twitter's collapse" and felt like a teenager again.
One of my favorite lines when I teach is "There are no wrong answers, only wrong religions." Kind of goes over the heads of the kindergartners though.
Visited Berlin's Brandenburg Gate, built by the Prussian king Frederick William II in the 18th century. Although a moderate, the King faced a backlash from conservatives in the country for building the gate, and for years faced opposition cries of "Let's go Brandenburg!"
I'm at an age where I can't tell if everyone is interesting or everyone is boring.
@bermanmatt Sounds like someone isn't a fan of the new and definitely improved Campbell's Chonky Soup.
@kzwa @amyewest Aw, that sucks. This is why I stick to my Golden Rule: never make anything.
@kzwa You got a Switch? We need to talk.
Well, I guess we're back to washing our hands for 20 seconds again
@bermanmatt Things that sound like insults but aren't
Jeff Bezos is so rich that he gave $200 million to the Smithsonian and I was like "Phttt. Get yo crumbs outta here."
@bermanmatt This tweet is sad in the universe of The Walking Dead.
I was typing "pic" to spell picnic and my phone auto filled Picard and I was like "Damm my phone knows me"
Good news: I got my 3rd Moderna shot. I know you're only supposed to get two, but I got addicted to the Internet karma.
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