Cat Turned Into Boy Then Into Bird @JonShanOfficial

My humor is not dry, it is unfunny. Chicago, IL Joined October 2012

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Martin Felshman @MartinFelshman

4 years ago

That’s what I love about these dating app girls, I keep getting older, they remain robots hungry for my social security number.

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TASmith @wherestrist

4 years ago

Another day, another joke. Share this one if you can.

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Cat Turned Into Boy Then Into Bird @JonShanOfficial

4 years ago

In case you were wondering what you looked like

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4 years ago

Fundamentalist Christians are just jealous that aborted babies go to Superheaven

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4 years ago

@KirkmanBrandon I think it is important to separate the art from the artist

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5 years ago

@KirkmanBrandon Shorts are high in fiber

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5 years ago

Thankfully, Paul Dano can act his way out of a paper bag

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Thought Cops 🔫 @realThoughtCops

5 years ago

🚨Case 233🚨 @JonShanOfficial joins us to watch a video of a teacher doing an insane racist dance to "teach kids math", Harambe is back (epic..) and TikTok is giving teenagers tics (and no toks?). Listener voicemails and lots more: Available now ➤hyperurl.co/ThoughtCopsPod…

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Thought Cops 🔫 @realThoughtCops

5 years ago

🚨Thursday: 8pm CST🚨 @JonShanOfficial will be Jon-ing us! Questions? Comments? Riddles? Leave us a voicemail: 312-788-7361 or [email protected] and we'll play it on the show Donate and come hang in the live stream: patreon.com/thoughtcops

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5 years ago

@aprettypeach Just finished reading Zami: A New Spelling of My Name by Audre Lorde, great book.

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5 years ago

Weird that no other country in the world makes comedies

Film Updates @FilmUpdates

5 years ago

.@IndieWire ranks the best comedies of the 21st century: 1. Sideways 2. School of Rock 3. Lost in Translation 4. The Grand Budapest Hotel 5. Team America: World Police 6. Superbad 7. The 40-Year-Old Virgin 8. Enough Said 9. Burn After Reading 10. Midnight in Paris

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5 years ago

@TheScudStud This reminds me that i need to watch more Columbo and anime

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5 years ago

@Kwaselow Kazaam

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5 years ago

Finally played Pathologic 2, what a goddamn masterpiece. Also, I somehow beat it without making a single panacea, that was something I was supposed to do in the game?

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5 years ago

@KirkmanBrandon Ur already married bro

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5 years ago

The US Left has an anarchist "problem" they will retcon with

Brigid (sincerity-pilled) @19brigid49

5 years ago

The US Left has an anarchist problem that it will eventually have to recon with. This will be incredibly difficult because American individualism pairs extremely well with anarchist or "libertarian" individualism, hence their proliferation.