rano @JosephPastrano

victor on my wemby til I yama Joined November 2018

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rano @JosephPastrano

21 hours ago

@Ejaculationer @charrlysa this tweet must hit if your brain is smooth

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There are thousands of Bill Simmons imitators and some are very good. Some can offer a reasonable facsimile of The Sports Guy. But this right here shows you why he's the best to ever do it - the palpable despair, the needlessly personal details. He's the master of the art form.

The r/BillSimmons Podcast @rBillSimmonsPod

a day ago

Bill Simmons describes hearing about the Jaylen Brown trade from his wife picking him up from a colonoscopy: “I think I’m dead. The anesthesia killed me. Are there more first round picks? When this trade happened I had a camera in my ass, and I had Paul George rammed up my ass”

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rano @JosephPastrano

4 days ago

@sinatramaxxing @facetedcarapace it was the social network trailer tbh

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🏰 @CastleFor3

4 weeks ago

.@wemby @spurs

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rano @JosephPastrano

4 weeks ago

@jaydogreddy this shit is so performative

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Kevin Durant @KDTrey5

15 years ago

Subway steak n cheese wit chipotle sauce sound good right now wit salt n vinegar chips and swiss cheese..damn what a great sandwich

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lewis @Lewiswbt1

a month ago

Oh great, you've thought of a sentence that uses every letter of the alphabet. Too bad it perpetuates harmful stereotypes about dogs and foxes. I hope it was worth it

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☕︎︎ @j7zaza

a month ago

Dawg

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rano @JosephPastrano

2 months ago

@1SeahawksGlazer @ButtaSports @morriss860 ive been waiting for years for people to complain about the spurs again its so good to be back

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Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons

2 months ago

Julio Jones >>>

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Reggie Jackson @mroctober

2 months ago

Wemby Wemby. I’m with ya Bro, sometimes you gotta do what cha gotta do. Then they’ll leave you alone. For me you’ve passed the test the league gives you. Congrats!!! Now win the series like I know you can. Let them know how it’s done. Mr October