Jimmy @JustNotTheSam

I'm the world's most interesting pension administrator. Chicago Joined March 2013

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Jimmy @JustNotTheSam

23 hours ago

@facetedcarapace "I'm not a high schooler anymore" - a 40 year old

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Jimmy @JustNotTheSam

3 weeks ago

@trianbromasjr The league wasn't the same in 2003. 2 players threw for 4,000 yards in 2003. In 2020 12 did it. And in 2003 Manning was the league leader. In 2020 and 2021 Mahomes wasn't.

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3 weeks ago

@trianbromasjr @bjfmangoldhof2 @BrettKollmann Peyton has 5 MVPs

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3 weeks ago

@facetedcarapace Democrats need to run on diarrhea checks

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a month ago

@Bitfinexed Lost almost a year and a half of dividends in a week.

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a month ago

@PaulMau29955837 @Patriots "Ending slavery is woke." - dumbass racists

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2 months ago

@willmenaker Does he realize we all read books and newspapers before we had smartphones?

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2 months ago

@willmenaker He seems pretty messed up

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2 months ago

@ruby_blond_ @espn The national anthem

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2 months ago

@halfundergaming @NikkiMcR @jamestalarico You should have tagged grok to make your porn

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2 months ago

@RoguePOTUSStaff @TheDemocrats "When they go low, we go get our thesaurus." - you

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Terry @terry_qcbf

2 months ago

A hill you’re willing to d!e on:

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2 months ago

@jakebrodes Getting pumped full of steroids to get really good at butterfly

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2 months ago

@SamMonsonNFL I think it's funny how people act like this about a new stat, but baseball has tracked errors forever. And errors basically touch all the other stats like hits, RBIs, and ERA.

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Jimmy @JustNotTheSam

2 months ago

You could almost buy 1 Chanel jacket if you didn't eat $28 lunch every day for a year

Mikli @CryptoMikli

3 months ago

Kevin O’Leary says Gen Z is financially cooked when people making $70K a year are spending $28 on lunch

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Jimmy @JustNotTheSam

2 months ago

@RahmEmanuel Go away

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Jimmy @JustNotTheSam

3 months ago

Make more bread. That's not enough bread.

Mariana Oliveira @marioliveirain

3 months ago

A pessoa te chama para um date e serve isso aqui, o que faria?

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Jimmy @JustNotTheSam

3 months ago

@tdotterrific_ The fact they could be 500 tonight has me pretty excited

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3 months ago

@ettingermentum Houthis took all their boats

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Jimmy @JustNotTheSam

3 months ago

Quitting my job, buying this, and retiring in 5 years

Dave Ramsey says a $600 pressure washing job can be the first step to making 150K a year "You don’t want to be 63 years old still pressure washing. But to get through this week, you can do a lot of pressure washing" "Use the pressure washing money to pay $10,000 for code