Kayla @KAndyFragment
Blue eyed, wine loving, sex pest with a cleaning OCD. Its not possible to hide your true personality on twitter. No words offend me. You have been warned! The bonnie land of Scots Joined January 2012-
Tweets235
-
Followers170
-
Following630
-
Likes77
Kayla retweeted
I've started to make my own 'applause' noises.
1
6
9
0
0
View Details
Kayla retweeted
Hoping I catch anorexia in 2013!
2:58am and I have spent my first Hogmanay at home in a few years. I don't recommend it. Get drunk & be merry biaaatches!
Kayla retweeted
SPOILER ALERT: I end up sleeping alone on my couch tonight.
Kayla retweeted
The drunker I get, the hornier I get, but I also become more indifferent towards all women. This is my frustration.
Kayla retweeted
I would tongue a chicken salad sandwich so hard right now that every pussy for 20 miles would weep. Related: I'm VERY hungry...
@RogueGod what a wee dick, want me to burst him for yi? Then I'll glue his knob to his gouch.
How aggressive is texting someone "I'm gonna punch you in the balls next time I see you."? I don't hate them, they just deserve it.
Kayla retweeted
My niece asked if starfish were tiny stars that fell from heaven. I replied ”Sure, why not?” and knocked the ice cream out of her hands.
Kayla retweeted
Yes, I have a panic room. It is also called whatever room I am currently in.
It's interesting how I look better if I just roll out of bed and go out. This is great news because I'm a lazy fucker.
@clompaluffagus credit where credit is due, I feel we're on the verge of starting a campaign here.
Kayla retweeted
@KAndyFragment I've read excerpts. I fucking refuse to have anything to do with it. It is to real BDSM what cubic zirconia is to diamonds.
@clompaluffagus haha I like that comparison, I hope you don't mind if I use it in the future. I will of course reference you!
@roguegod Follow me you slut and we'll see what you're made of?
@clompaluffagus its a load of rubbish, folk harp on about it like it's amazing but it's sounds fucked up.. I refuse to read it.
Elizabeth Macias @callowtweeter
117 Followers 662 Following Aspiring to be flexible enough to make all the shapes
Julia Mac @JuliaMa91787925
9 Followers 380 Following
Alton Gaston @somakarakok
98 Followers 1K Following Please follow me , I will follow you back ... thank
KEVI ANtz @Kevianto29
247 Followers 2K Following ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★LIvIng TO the FullEst @ 29★★★★
Engage Infotech @engageinfotech
184 Followers 646 Following Connecting talent across the tech industries.
3 REVOs No Girlfriend @TrashSavant
134 Followers 439 Following Professional trashman, Peed on an electric fence once. Your religion is stupid! Proud Teamster. Chevy Astro enthusiast
_fuzzy_balls @coachfelixpb
539 Followers 754 Following
joe facer @facrejoe
84 Followers 945 Following
Trish @trishann715
193 Followers 464 Following
SA Punk @michaelsamuels4
281 Followers 2K Following Born in Jo'berg A London Boy,married to the Lovely Jill. Follow Watford FC and loving the GoodTimes and Muay Thai. Fighting Granddad
David Daniel @gaming_sex
3 Followers 31 Following just a fun loving filth bag looking to be a bad boy
andrew davey @daveyandy
107 Followers 882 Following
Chad Enstrom @Topline007
52 Followers 661 Following If its offensive I'll probably think its funny. Big money big money no whammy no whammy.. STOP!!!
William A.Bordonaba @bluesbill44
411 Followers 2K Following
Chrisanna4real @chrisanna4real
28K Followers 9K Following My life will make you laugh. I fucking love beer & @the_martinigirl keeps me sane.
®JaimeJ @JaimeBone33
491 Followers 900 Following Most of my tweets are about RL shit, unless they're about you.
Alfred_BB @Alfred_BB
867 Followers 1K Following
Xenoura-Hack @XenouraHack
48 Followers 885 Following
...bob @rob77lee
192 Followers 894 Following
Bob Rivers @BobRiversShow
11K Followers 10K Following The one and only Bob Rivers, now enjoying life, playing music and tending to my bees!
Lenny Tardstone @luckymuppet
1K Followers 3K Following When I’m not debating global politics with my friends over a soy based beverage, you’ll find me oiled up in my backyard making solo sex tapes.
Perfect Diamond @PerfectDiamond_
601 Followers 529 Following Brisbane based wholesale loose diamonds. We strive to deliver nothing but the finest quality certified premium diamonds at unbeatable prices.
Kit Chuckles @kitchuckles
749 Followers 676 Following I never wanted a beard but it's starting to grow on me.
Bread John @Breadery
19K Followers 21K Following More Cock than a Barrymore pool party. Stand-Up Comedian. Punk
Pauly O'Foot @polio_foot
232 Followers 700 Following I've never had polio but maybe you have. I'm Pauly O'Foot, the Les Claypool of playing a clit. Also known as the White Django.
Hellon wheels @HellonHellon
204 Followers 548 Following
Niel Van Wyk @Nielvw
939 Followers 2K Following Taken by ~Metal/Rock Fan: @NEELYmusic~The most beautiful experience we can hav is the mysterious~J'ai besoin d'une vie~Director #FrostPromotions #cancersurvivor
Kelkulus Says Stuff @kelkulus2
23K Followers 29K Following I post my jokes on @kelkulus, and my @ replies here. I know, it's mind blowing. Visual jokes on Instagram & Facebook as 'Kelkulus'
Vinyl Elite Records @Tom_Immins
20K Followers 22K Following Vinyl Record dealer, collectable vinyl from around the world for sale at https://t.co/pqbM8Y5uIe
TarasToyboxxx @TarasToyboxxx
397 Followers 1K Following Fun, easy and discreet. We have everything from condoms and novelties to the most popular sex toys. Spice up your sex life today and visit Taras Toyboxx!
ஜ۩ღEdward Simღ... @Edward733
209K Followers 224K Following If top billionaires are interested in purchasing my artworks through official channels, I'm open to discussion. No NFT, No Crypto. [email protected]
#IRAQesque @Iraqesque
537K Followers 890K Following Best of the current living, culture, traditions & history of Iraqis. How Iraq interacted with the rest of the world since Mesopotamia cradled human civilisation
carlo @palermo19792005
157 Followers 2K Following
Ryan.♠️ @Vanill0a
12K Followers 10K Following Old soul. movie nights. Nirvana obsessed. sausage dog dad. empath. feminist. HSP. introvert. Believer in equal rights. 🩵
SexyForLove.com @SexyforLove
6K Followers 12K Following http://t.co/OsVWo7cHGR provides one of the largest selection of discounted sex toys in the UK, including Vibrators, Dildos, Masturbators, Lubricants & Lingerie.
AJO Forever @AJO4EVER
5K Followers 7K Following #AJO Pay it Forward Spreading Love and Epilepsy Awareness through random acts of kindness & Paying it Forward. http://t.co/GpVN2ptBhi So much love for #AJO
NopeNope @CrudeUntimely
373 Followers 195 Following A 29-year old teacher stuck in a 11-year old student's body. But seriously, have I gone through puberty?
Chrisanna4real @chrisanna4real
28K Followers 9K Following My life will make you laugh. I fucking love beer & @the_martinigirl keeps me sane.
Lenny Tardstone @luckymuppet
1K Followers 3K Following When I’m not debating global politics with my friends over a soy based beverage, you’ll find me oiled up in my backyard making solo sex tapes.
andrew davey @daveyandy
107 Followers 882 Following
Bread John @Breadery
19K Followers 21K Following More Cock than a Barrymore pool party. Stand-Up Comedian. Punk
Kit Chuckles @kitchuckles
749 Followers 676 Following I never wanted a beard but it's starting to grow on me.
Mick Bray @MickBray
36 Followers 167 Following Love tattoos, bikes owt with two wheels and an engine. Bike racing fan motogp, world and British superbikes.
Rage Potato @Rage_Potato
75 Followers 276 Following
January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames
19K Followers 2K Following Not interested. Sometimes I'm funny. Armed and dangerous. I have an affection for tall dead guys. Dog defender. @JohnnyRiggs9 is buried in my backyard.
gary scott @garyscottartist
81K Followers 68K Following Sculptor & Painter - Central Saint Martins Alumni
Smartie P @SmartiepP
1K Followers 1K Following Dress Classy, Dance Cheesy.....Nobody is perfect, so glad I stopped trying!
Kelkulus Says Stuff @kelkulus2
23K Followers 29K Following I post my jokes on @kelkulus, and my @ replies here. I know, it's mind blowing. Visual jokes on Instagram & Facebook as 'Kelkulus'
Vinyl Elite Records @Tom_Immins
20K Followers 22K Following Vinyl Record dealer, collectable vinyl from around the world for sale at https://t.co/pqbM8Y5uIe
ஜ۩ღEdward Simღ... @Edward733
209K Followers 224K Following If top billionaires are interested in purchasing my artworks through official channels, I'm open to discussion. No NFT, No Crypto. [email protected]
TarasToyboxxx @TarasToyboxxx
397 Followers 1K Following Fun, easy and discreet. We have everything from condoms and novelties to the most popular sex toys. Spice up your sex life today and visit Taras Toyboxx!
Jouhar Jabeen Kolleri @jouharjkolleri
342 Followers 318 Following Being human. Radiology resident at Hamad Medical Corporation, Qatar. 🇮🇳 https://t.co/pGGufl6bz5
SexyForLove.com @SexyforLove
6K Followers 12K Following http://t.co/OsVWo7cHGR provides one of the largest selection of discounted sex toys in the UK, including Vibrators, Dildos, Masturbators, Lubricants & Lingerie.
Ryan.♠️ @Vanill0a
12K Followers 10K Following Old soul. movie nights. Nirvana obsessed. sausage dog dad. empath. feminist. HSP. introvert. Believer in equal rights. 🩵
carlo @palermo19792005
157 Followers 2K Following
#IRAQesque @Iraqesque
537K Followers 890K Following Best of the current living, culture, traditions & history of Iraqis. How Iraq interacted with the rest of the world since Mesopotamia cradled human civilisation
Bliss Beach @BlissBleach
326K Followers 296K Following Will selfies cause future humans to evolve longer arms or smaller skulls? NO DMs
Shahrouz @shahrouzt
1K Followers 98 Following I don’t really believe in ghosts but every now and then I’ll punch the air and say “get out of here, jerks!” just in case. Designer.
Betty Big Bollocks @skankymunter
21K Followers 6K Following The thing about my business is that it’s not yours. https://t.co/reoF8MgQ9O
Sarah Anne @SarahRydgren
6K Followers 2K Following Former Conservation Biologist and Ranger. also: 7-yr beekeeper, scuba diver, photographer, motorcycle rider, student pilot, instructional designer, cat lady
Dana Dane @Dana_Bruno
2K Followers 505 Following I was 24 when I learned my pee hole is separate from the other one and I love spaghetti & meatballs. Vine: Dana Bruno
AJO Forever @AJO4EVER
5K Followers 7K Following #AJO Pay it Forward Spreading Love and Epilepsy Awareness through random acts of kindness & Paying it Forward. http://t.co/GpVN2ptBhi So much love for #AJO
Fuck Trump, Musk, and... @CrudeCunt
237 Followers 154 Following pro-equality. pro-people of colour. pro-feminist. pro-lgbtqia+. pro-punching nazis/white supremacists. anti-cop. anti-Trump/Trump supporters. anti-racism. 100%
Alan Wieder Bad Drawe... @alanwieder
6K Followers 2K Following TV Maker, Author of Year of the Cock, and (crude) illustrator. @alanhwieder on the gram.
Arroia @Arroia
4K Followers 3K Following A tattoo and a cat lover, a devoted trekkie, an Xbox addict & a fan of all things fantasy and sci-fi. A cheeky loudmouth too.
ꨄHΣRΣ TΩ βΣ Σ... @PAMsLOvE
589K Followers 38K Following 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓹 𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰.
Bootstrap Business @BootstrapBizInc
107K Followers 71K Following Bootstrap Business Global Multimedia Firm Specializing In Digital Marketing: SEO, SMM, ORM, PR, PPC, Blogs, AI Videos. 20 Websites, 30 Domains, 40 Million Views
Harrison @Notinhell
126 Followers 230 Following Science helps find the answers and doesn't claim to know what it doesn't. Search for answers not succumb to them.
Alejandro @MochaBrownGuy
226 Followers 801 Following Love butt stuff more than I ever care to explain.
جســــار @Jassar_80
78K Followers 1K Following
Яaven ✖ Ƿixi ϯ�... @Ravenpixi
974 Followers 1K Following I am the real wife in Silent Hill. Contessa of everything. Vampire, Zombie, Horror movie and F-Bomb enthusiast. ♥ ink, dark art, photography.
Jaime Lafluer @Jaime_Lafluer
710 Followers 794 Following HI GUY'S I M JAIME FROM MONTREAL . I LIKE SWIMMING CAUSE I M ALWAYS SAFE WITH MY FLOATS''MY HUGE REAL TITS '' ARE MY FLOATS... HE HE HE!
Lester Wicks @LesWix
6K Followers 6K Following Mi'kmaq & English, mixed blood. Married. Striving to learn as much as possible about our Culture, History, Language, etc.. #activist #Indigenous #CdnPoli #POTSYou might like
sm
@sandi_747
214 Followers
Teresa
@Perkyinferno
472 Followers