Kalada @Kalada____

@ikoreal2005 @dajebeedrys @Imranmuhdz You are the one being ignorant here. Even with the additional information you couldn’t even try to Google it to understand first.

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Kalada @Kalada____

a day ago

@nazzaokonkwo Thanks 🙏

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Kalada @Kalada____

a day ago

@nazzaokonkwo Please do a video for us explaining why🙏🙏

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@ikoreal2005 @dajebeedrys @Imranmuhdz Subsidy was legally removed in 2021, they had 18 months to cushion the effect. It wasn’t removed in a whim, it only felt that way because they didn’t do anything to reduce the impact.

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Kalada @Kalada____

a day ago

Mbah was the one that caused the flood or what?? There were reports of flooding in Abia last month or so and we weren’t seeing anything about Otti in the negative. Is this the first time this flooding is happening? What is the government doing about it? How is the government supporting the affected community? These are some of the questions that should be answered first before we conclude.

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IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession

2 days ago

The board of directors panicked after reading an article in Forbes and hired a boutique cybersecurity firm. They paid $80K for a team of external auditors to stress-test our network architecture. A guy named Connor showed up to my office with a customized laptop covered in hacking stickers. He ran a preliminary port scan and immediately found 14 open vulnerabilities on our primary subnet. He barged in and demanded to know why our main firewall was running outdated firmware from 2014. I leaned back in my Herman Miller Aeron chair and smiled like a disappointed father. I told him he had successfully discovered the outer layer of my decentralized honeypot matrix. I explained that we intentionally leave legacy ports open to trap malicious actors in an infinite digital loop. I used the phrase "asymmetrical threat inversion protocol." He stopped typing on his mechanical keyboard and looked deeply confused. I told him that patching those obvious vulnerabilities would immediately signal to international syndicates that we were a high-value target. I said that by maintaining the illusion of baseline incompetence, we achieve absolute digital camouflage. I asked him if his boutique firm didn't understand the fundamental concept of psychological network warfare. He started aggressively backpedaling and nervously closing terminal windows on his screen. He said his scan was just a preliminary assessment and he didn't want to disrupt my advanced architecture. I generously offered to sign off on his security audit if he classified our vulnerabilities as strategic perimeter decoys. He rewrote his 40-page compliance report to praise our innovative approach to threat management. The CEO called me into his office the next day to personally thank me for outsmarting the hackers. I didn't tell him the firewall was unpatched because I forgot the admin password 6 years ago. I haven't logged into the security console since the Obama administration. I billed the company $400 for a catered lunch with Connor. I spent the afternoon watching a documentary about deep-sea fishing while the company felt safer than ever. True security is just aggressive confidence in the face of absolute negligence.

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Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf

2 days ago

A millionaire told me “The Empty Boat Theory” And I never looked at people the same away again:

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Kalada @Kalada____

2 days ago

@_aaadedapo She’s the only celebrity they have 😭😭 Their second biggest celeb, Myles Monroe is dead.

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Oreoluwa Bukola, CFA. @BukkyOA

2 days ago

If I had to manage a project and I could only select 3 team members with distinct strengths, these would be my top 3 1 - Someone who pays attention to the tiniest details 2- Someone with an above average pattern-recognition skills and can spot an issue or a solution from a mile away 3 - Someone who has an unprecedented level of work ethic and loves putting in the hours to mop up undone tasks.

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Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo

4 days ago

Most people network up. They chase the person two levels above them. The real edge is networking sideways. The peer who is just as hungry, just as early, just as unproven as you. In ten years, one of them will be in a position to change your life. And they will remember who showed up before anyone had to.

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Kalada @Kalada____

2 days ago

Only one candidate has been saying this for a while. Atiku has been saying this.

josie “Icarus” Elewa @Promythious

2 days ago

I will tear the ballot paper with my thumb for anyone who can promise me he’ll sell this and other foolish assets of the govt like it for 1 dollar within 60 days of assuming office

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Maduagwu Nzubechi @MaduagwuNzubec1

2 days ago

The candidate of the ADC will sell it. Atiku will sell it.

josie “Icarus” Elewa @Promythious

2 days ago

I will tear the ballot paper with my thumb for anyone who can promise me he’ll sell this and other foolish assets of the govt like it for 1 dollar within 60 days of assuming office