Simon Willmot @LordSwims

Old school hip-hop head. Gooner. Joined February 2009

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Charles Watts @charles_watts

a year ago

What a disgrace, a young kid who has won nothing doing Ronaldo’s celebration in front of him. How dare he, he needs to stay in his lane, etc, etc, etc…….., I’m sure this is all we will hear today isn’t it???

Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano

a year ago

❤️✨ Rasmus Højlund: “The 7-year-old fan in me might've gotten the overhand after I scored”.

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Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM

2 years ago

"Now say you're going to bring back national service!"

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Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM

2 years ago

"So if I was you I'd stop messing around with that arty-farty stuff and find yourself a nice gun"

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hasanabi @hasanthehun

2 years ago

drake linking with his ghostwriters like

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Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM

2 years ago

"I don't care what the doctor said, you're starting work at Nando's first thing tomorrow"

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Rutger Bregman @rcbregman

2 years ago

Universal basic income - now. Or, if we can't have that, then at least ban socially useless debt-inducing shit businesses like Klarna.

Tanay Jaipuria @tanayj

2 years ago

Wow Klarna's AI customer support agent is able to handle 2/3rd of the requests by itself in its first month and is doing the job of an equivalent of 700 agents.

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👤 @jadinho97

3 years ago

What’s the difference?

Scouser Chris @ScouserChrisLFC

3 years ago

He thinks he’s won a trophy 😂😂😂 x.com/5455aa83f6/sta…

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Ian Wright @IanWright0

3 years ago

Enjoy it!!!!

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Charles Watts @charles_watts

3 years ago

Think it would be far more beneficial @EFL for you to sit down to discuss the implications of allowing absentee owners such as Dai Yongge to run clubs into the ground and threaten their very existence. Well done #readingfc fans. Keep fighting.

EFL Communications @EFL_Comms

3 years ago

An EFL Spokesperson said: “Following an on-pitch protest at Reading v Port Vale, today’s fixture has been abandoned. "Every effort was made to restart the game but it became increasingly obvious that this would not be possible. "We will now discuss the implications of this

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Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin

3 years ago

"We asked 100 people to name a Brexit Benefit. You said Razor Clams..."

Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov

3 years ago

Conservative MP Anna Firth describes the discovery of new razor clams beds in the Thames Estuary as a "Brilliant Brexit bonus" #PMQs

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Simon Willmot @LordSwims

3 years ago

Arsenal right now...#arsenal

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Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa

3 years ago

Nigella’s Coronation Trifle 🍰😋 #KingsCoronation #coronation

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Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP

3 years ago

#AccidentalPartridge

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Adam Grant @AdamMGrant

3 years ago

A busy life is not a symbol of status. It's a symptom of trying to do too much for too many people. A full calendar brings a surplus of stress and a shortage of energy. Reflecting and relaxing should be top priorities. Unscheduled time isn't wasted. It's invested in well-being.

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Charles Watts @charles_watts

3 years ago

1-0 Bournemouth

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Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa

4 years ago

Never doing an Uber Pool again.

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Arsenal @Arsenal

4 years ago

Club statement: We have been made aware of two disturbing incidents over the weekend involving anti-semitism which are now under investigation.

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Ian Wright @IanWright0

4 years ago

This man’s words and actions forced young players, the future of our game, out of his club. Who cares how he felt about it!! He destroyed their dreams. The message this ruling sends is disgraceful. But don't worry the FA's next campaign will have a lovely video about "progress"!

Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews

4 years ago

The FA has revealed a string of offensive racial remarks by John Yems but still concluded that the former Crawley manager is "not a conscious racist". Warning: The below copy contains language of a racist and discriminatory nature.