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Pass the mashed potatoes
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I figured you’d know the difference between correlation and causation. Or is “logic” in “Markov logic networks” meant to be ironic?
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Sure, you said more. You also complained that your daughter’s dance classes were canceled. I complain that: People. Are. Dying. #FuckLarry
@MagicTapeworm @traitortrumpy I actually said more than that pulled out piece.
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To be clear, I DESPERATELY MISS GOING TO THE MOVIES.
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Nice deviled eggs, DOUCHE! 😀
Lots to be thankful for. Here’s to you and yours....
Is NU a basketball school now?
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Where are the raisins?
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