RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood

Getting my ass handed to me by constituents. Perpetually confused. I don't read. (obvious parody) Nebraska, USA Joined July 2022

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RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood

12 hours ago

@cspanwj @USRepMikeFlood I just do whatever Trump tells me to

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RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood

12 hours ago

@NEGOP @jim_pillen Isn't this the opposite of what he wanted the legislature to pass during the session?

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RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood

a day ago

@NEGOP @DeniseForNE I love it that you are protecting pedophiles by keeping Kindergartners from learning about good touch, bad touch, and consent. #RepublicansforPedos

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@matthewzacher @DeniseForNE I agree Matt, kindergarten is no place to learn that people aren't allowed to touch your body without permission. It makes it harder for predators to get away with their crimes. #Republicans4Pedos

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RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood

3 days ago

@WhiteHouse Pronouns

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RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood

3 days ago

@jim_pillen I support Elon Musk and DOGE cutting these programs. We should just be using bootstraps.

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RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood

3 days ago

@matthewzacher This is all we could get for the speaker of the house? ☹️

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RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood

3 days ago

@RhuleAid They are gonna beat us.

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RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood

5 days ago

@WALevenseller @krassenstein Hey, he gave Nebraska money for it, they created a whole department, did almost nothing with the money, and then gave it back when Trump came and demanded it.

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RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood

5 days ago

@FlannelChonies @janekleeb We won't talk about how WinRed has so many more fraud problems...

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RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood

5 days ago

@Ming_the_Husker @janekleeb Yes, the billionaires we like are totally fine.

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RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood

6 days ago

Democrats made all this happen but I will never stop taking credit

Rep. Mike Flood @USRepMikeFlood

a week ago

Stopped by @LNKairport last week to get an update on their ever-growing operations, including their runway project. As Lincoln continues to expand and become a hub of innovation, projects like this will only further boost our state’s economy!

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RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood

a week ago

@GOPTiedeman @janekleeb @jim_pillen You tell them, Mike! We do love it when masked feds kill us citizens in the streets.

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RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood

2 weeks ago

@andrewwegley @jackie_ourada The secretary of state needs to be honest that it was the Panty Police Petition with the aggressive petitioners. Reports are that they were getting paid $25 per signature and lying about what petition it was.

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RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood

2 weeks ago

It's very exciting that we are using taxpayer money to boost the stock market.

JD Vance @JDVance

2 weeks ago

In the Trump Administration, we believe every American child should have a stake in their country's future. One way we’re making that happen is through Trump Accounts, which give $1,000 to every American child born between January 1, 2025 and December 31, 2028. Trump Accounts

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RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood

2 weeks ago

@NEGOP Good job getting simple things wrong. This is why we are such losers.

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RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood

2 weeks ago

@matthewzacher America 250 would have been successful and people would have had fun.

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Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver

3 weeks ago

🚨 Gov. Spanberger signs bill legalizing the sale of recreational marijuana.

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RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood

3 weeks ago

@WhiteHouse Yep, gotta find legal ways to check the panties. x.com/i/status/20723…

RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood

3 weeks ago

Just enjoying my summer, hanging out at the park, thinking about little girls' panties. Gathering signatures to put it in the state constitution that little girls who have short hair and are athletic get bullied and harassed at every meet. #FairnessForGirls #TransRights #SCOTUS