Mat @MatHempell
togas • flourishes • ars rhetorica Joined May 2013-
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@Daniel_Sugarman And another. I might come back to twitter if this continues x.com/i/status/20663…
England does not have high quality ingredients, you barely have fresh vegetables
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He knew all along!?
@DavidPGCSE Making likes private was the worst thing Musk ever did
Damning
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Can someone please do a slide show of photos of the stuff Murrell bought with the music from the Take Hart gallery section.
@meadwaj @John_Stepek How is this new store going to operate more efficiently than Morrisons currently does?
Just popping on to share this message from my son. Think @bartramsgob will like it
@Hux1688 I don't want to watch you bumming dead dogs, thanks
This guy bums dead dogs
@HadleyFreeman It's a free speech platform (now) even when you're the one on the receiving end.
@iang_1972 @elonmusk What? This site is full of shameless racists
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A fitting end to this day
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"There shall, in that time, be rumors of things going astray. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock."
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prime time saturday telly should cut away every hour to brand still flicking through the bible.
Obviously not everyone can live in a penthouse you daft cunt. All that money and you don't know what a penthouse is
@Not_the_Bee Actually, AI/Robotics will mean everyone can have a penthouse if they want. The output of goods & services will be several orders of magnitude higher than today’s economy. Read the Iain Banks Culture books for the best imagining of how it will be. That said, what is the future
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Kenneth Williams interviewed on location in Snowdonia during the filming of Carry On Up the Khyber (1968).
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New “anyone fancy a pint” just dropped
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