Matt D. Olson @Metalson

Sketch comedy heretic, doom metal zealot and freelance marine biologist. Parody account, not the real @Metalson. he/him instagram.com/mattyolyoi/ Los Angeles Joined August 2008

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Matt D. Olson @Metalson

3 days ago

@normal_jake_ It’s to judge my friends for liking movies I think are bad and to keep track of movies I wanna see.

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3 days ago

@IIAlexios1180 @bornposting @bartonovopolis real heads use the full moniker: *x the everything app blaze your glory 420 69 let that🚰 in

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Matt D. Olson @Metalson

3 days ago

4th row at the very end 3 weeks from now at the theater that’s farther away was the best I could do. It’s true what they say: racism hurts white people too!

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Can all you race anxiety dumbfucks shut the fuck up about the odyssey, your bitching is making the movie too popular. I’m looking at showtimes and fucking 7am showings are sold out weeks from now, I can’t even see the damn thing now cause you idiots got too mad about it! Stupid!

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Matt D. Olson @Metalson

4 days ago

@Je4427 @FfeliCastro @thelaughinstorm Characters echoing other characters from a different time period? In ASOIAF??? How dare they!

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Matt D. Olson @Metalson

4 days ago

@Blonddieee_ Yet, anyway.

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4 days ago

@Blonddieee_ I mean there is nobody in that room who is actively working towards the downfall of that monarch, which makes it one of the best small councils that we’ve seen depicted on television.

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4 days ago

@evemmore If Roy Dotrice was still alive he’d be able to make those two names sound absolutely nothing like each other.

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4 days ago

@samanthatarly 100%, the Alys=Leaf theory is dead. That freaky castle manifests her like a tulpa or the Klabautermann in One Piece.

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4 days ago

@ballfartmonkey2 I’m just learning about this guy now, is he like Anthony Fantano but for coworkers?

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Matt D. Olson @Metalson

5 days ago

@aryasmercy I don’t think she’s gonna be all that bothered

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Matt D. Olson @Metalson

5 days ago

@Mayham_H Yeah but right now his main agenda is conquering Yi Ti for some reason, when he has a good idea I think it’s somewhat incidental.

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Matt D. Olson @Metalson

5 days ago

@Chigurh_Crash I blame Damon Wayans for creating the modern superhero movie in 1994

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Matt D. Olson @Metalson

6 days ago

@liesandarbor People are gonna freak when they find out Rhaenyra lied about King Rickety Cricket being dead.

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Matt D. Olson @Metalson

6 days ago

@liesandarbor Everyone is excited whenever Green Man is on screen

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Matt D. Olson @Metalson

6 days ago

@MaloraHightower @Cvpitalzz @westerosies It should be impossible to watch HotD and not immediately clock that the show was made by Feast/Dance freaks trying to give us everything that GoT denied us.

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Matt D. Olson @Metalson

6 days ago

@Macavit25431185 Putting the biggest, scariest, meanest dragon always off-screen, always lurking just out of frame, like she could be anywhere at any time, ready to drop out of the sky and raise hell at any moment? Hell yeah dude!