Sir Goads Ghastly @jjgoad

Stand-up comedian, metal-head, burger enthusiast. Drinks beer in the shower, sincerely enjoys Whitesnake. Metal sunglasses, not MAGA sunglasses jjgoad.com Seattle, WA. Joined November 2011

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Sir Goads Ghastly @jjgoad

12 hours ago

@Keegan59992745 I’ve mucked better quality out of horse stalls.

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@Ingridpilled

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DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm

3 days ago

First poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”

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4 days ago

@Loopie333 @DiscussingFilm Brother… what a zilch.

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4 days ago

@Ingridpilled You’re a dullard.

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4 days ago

@stoolpresidente I bet she can properly drive a nail, weak-wrists.

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4 days ago

@Mariners I don’t believe in this team but more importantly I don’t think this team believes in itself.

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4 days ago

@MsRobotoFL @jermainepepper3 “Congrats, you are retarded.”

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6 days ago

@NeillBlomkamp I wouldn’t watch this anyway but it’s doubly reassuring to know it’s coming from an ignorable wash-out.

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a week ago

@Mariners This is as pathetic a baseball team as I’ve ever seen. Nobody looks like they care if they win another game and there is a woeful lack of leadership.