2lvlDipper @MulticlassBard

Lvl 2 Bard | Lvl 2 Ranger | Lvl 2 Artificer | Lvl 0 Wizard Favored Enemy: minmaxxers. Joined September 2012

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2lvlDipper @MulticlassBard

3 days ago

@DreadedHeathen Always seemed like MallGoth-slop to me.

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2lvlDipper @MulticlassBard

2 months ago

@SBTradez87 @SlumRNA_Dog He'd get a hand-me-down real estate business from his daddy, fuck it up and then grift on church crowds just like he did the first time

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2lvlDipper @MulticlassBard

2 months ago

Can't even muster a possessive apostrophe.

Robert Bass @robert90779

2 months ago

OHIO. Vote Vivek.

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2lvlDipper @MulticlassBard

3 months ago

I hate having to drop loot to make room for better stuff.

Dr Death @DrDeath1776

3 months ago

Well well well... It appears Rome discovered America. SUCK IT VIKINGS!

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His pre-Long Night rendition of Jenny of Oldstones, heraldic knowledge, fierce loyalty and clutch support make it clear. Podrick is the only leveled Bard in the GoT show and the ladies were simply showing professional courtesy.

Intrapiernoso @Intrapiernoso

4 months ago

El mayor misterio de “Game of Thrones” siempre será: ¿Qué le hizo Podrick a las chicas para que no le cobraran?

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2lvlDipper @MulticlassBard

4 months ago

@trytcx Could have a lot to do with having seen his nephew get merc'd days before.

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Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu

5 months ago

Here is the Great Secret of being a dad. Moms love the kids when they're tiny and cute. Moms start to be sad when the babies start walking, because "they're not a baby anymore". You, as the dad, probably think the baby is fine, but as dad you get MORE invested in the baby the older it gets. A baby can't do much. But a toddler can roll a ball to you, be chased around the yard, and jump on you giggling for a tickle. A grammar-school child can play tag, or hide-and-seek, or go swimming. Tweens start LIKING the museum instead of just running down the halls. I took 4 tween grandkids bowling last week and it was a blast. They were laughing cheering each other on. Worst bowlers ever but they had gutter bumpers. Teenagers of course start pulling away, but if you keep a connection by this point they're doing things you like to do. They'll run cross-country, play pickleball, board games, maybe watch your kind of movies. The older the kids get, the less you have obnoxious chores such as bathing them, changing diapers, cleaning up vomit. In fact you can start making THEM do chores. "It builds character!" They start to laugh at your jokes. Even better, they start to groan at your dad jokes. It's win-win! Every year the kids get cooler and more fun to be around as a dad. And the fun never stops. I now have kids in their 40s and they are STILL fun to hang out with. Even better, now they have income of their own and they can treat ME to a steak dinner. Also, the kids have kids of their own - Grandkids!! Grandkids give you all the advantages of kids with zero disadvantages. Grandkid having a tantrum? Diaper filled with Chernobyl-level waste? Hand the baby back to mom. It's their problem. MY job is to spoil them and fill them with sugar. I have grandkids in their teens, and of course they now are distancing themselves from their mom & dad. You know what's neat - even the surliest teen still loves grandpa & grandma. We get to skip the whole "rebellious teen" thing. Don't let anyone tell you that having children is a drag. Yes maybe in the very earliest stages as a tiny baby as a dad. But every month makes them more and more awesome.

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2lvlDipper @MulticlassBard

9 months ago

That's a ghost wearing a dead guy

Breitbart News @BreitbartNews

9 months ago

GROAN: Jeff Bridges went on Jimmy Kimmel's show to promote Disney's new Tron slop — then, at Kimmel's request, got into his Big Lebowski character "The Dude" to deliver cringey lines like "Let's get ICE off our streets and into our beverages"

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2lvlDipper @MulticlassBard

12 months ago

This was the most 2003 thing to happen in 2014

Flappr @flapprdotnet

12 months ago

Does anyone actually like these Coke Freestyle machines?

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2lvlDipper @MulticlassBard

a year ago

@barnghoul SCA libertarians are in that same fossil layer

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2lvlDipper @MulticlassBard

a year ago

Yes. Also, everyone go read Jim Corbett's wiki page. It's dope.

Flappr @flapprdotnet

12 months ago

Does anyone actually like these Coke Freestyle machines?

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2lvlDipper @MulticlassBard

a year ago

@couturerob I loved it. The storytelling and pacing gave it this meta sense of the entire movie going quickly.

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2lvlDipper @MulticlassBard

a year ago

@couturerob Same for service/proposal writing. Grammar and structure are great but it misses with tone and is overly verbose every time.

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2lvlDipper @MulticlassBard

a year ago

@couturerob I've mulled over this same problem. There is a fine line that can be crossed which makes interaction with these things resemble prayer. Scary stuff

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2lvlDipper @MulticlassBard

a year ago

@HeavyMetalInk Will you be sending out legacy issues with new subscriptions?

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2lvlDipper @MulticlassBard

a year ago

Is that dude Joe Camel?

HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0

a year ago

POV: You’re an uber eats guy and you just walked up five flights of stairs to deliver my sandwich that I specified NO TIP on

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2lvlDipper @MulticlassBard

a year ago

@couturerob I tried to sit out of the home garden rat race this year only for a massive pumpkin plant to pop up right off of the front porch. My curiosity has me mowing around it for now.