Not Gareth Morgan @NotGarethMorgan
Economist, entrepreneur, cat hater & pretend football manager. (Not Gareth. A parody, like a comic doing impersonations. Be good to cats. Avatar by @_jjw_ ) spca.org.nz/default.aspx Laying a cat trap Joined January 2013-
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Look at least The Opportunities Party can't do any worse than @WgtnPhoenixFC. #NZPOL #ALEAGUE
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More accurate The Opportunities Party logo. #NZPOL #GARETHMORGAN #CATSTOGO
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The Opportunities Party logo is NOT Red Peak but it's way too close. They gave us no opportunity to discuss the conflict. #sad
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Gareth Morgan is starting a politcal party
I hate people who are harsh and intolerant towards those who are different, unless those people own cats. Then they can die. All of them.
I'm launching my new clean wivers campaign tonight with @JohnJCampbell. Wiver water filtered through domestic cat pelts. #CatsToGo
If @InternetPartyNZ cleans up waterways, I'll challenge @KimDotcom to a bomb comp, but only if I use dead cats to weigh me down. #CatsToGo
Kill 'em, kill 'em all! #CatsToGo RT @NZStuff: 'Disposer' wanted to tackle stray cats dlvr.it/6CRFJ5
Look @TrevorMallard, you already let me down on my stadium, and now you're distracting from #CatsToGo with all this bird-brained talk.
The only legitimate use for sugar-sweetened beverages is to give you extra energy when hunting cats. #CatsToGo
In retrospect, my plan to have the Petone Stadium lined it cat pelts may have been its undoing.
@TrevorMallard Look Trev, you agree to kill off the cats, I'll agree not to kill of the rec. Deal?
1st cats try infect you with toxoplasmosis, now they're trying to make you do drugs >"Cat drags home bag of cannabis" stuff.co.nz/national/10063…
The only thing that "cat rescue" illustrates is how cunning cats are, placing small children at risk so they can appear the hero. #CatsToGo
@LewisHoldenNZ @gwynncompton No cat is too old to hunt. None I tell you. Burn them all, burn them!
Can we just pretend it was a cat? For my credibility's sake. RT @NZStuff: A Kiwi has been mauled and killed by a dog
How DARE a dog detract from my attempts to unfairly malign cats! #CatsToGo RT @LIVENewsDesk: A male kiwi bird has been killed by a dog.
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