Rodent of the Bailey @OfRodent
Years in the shadows, living off crumby submissions. Still looking for pupillage; they say I have a rat's chance. I live in hope. Joined January 2020-
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Jerry was one of the best. Never hurt a fly, but definitely ate a few. There will be a short ceremony in the chapel on Monday morning at 10am, followed by cheese in the robing room. All welcome #RIPJerry
Justice Minister Mike Freer, last week: “As well as a world-leading justice system, we have a truly historic courts estate with fascinating histories and stories to tell.” Snaresbrook Crown last week: in the bar library/mess upstairs in the old canteen.
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Meanwhile the press await my departure
First and last I hope.. no room at the Inn, thanks. #cheese
We will starve if they do away with Juries. #SaveJuryTrials #Cheese
I left some cheese in the sun and it melted.. where is the crying rodent emoji when I need it #cheese
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So - here’s my attempt for #FuelOurFrontline fundraiser. Straight onto video. No editing or cuts, so apologies in advance
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Great stuff and a great piece to choose. Thank you for helping us to #FuelOurFrontline
So - here’s my attempt for #FuelOurFrontline fundraiser. Straight onto video. No editing or cuts, so apologies in advance
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A number of MPs learning a valuable lesson tonight - go "no comment" until you have full disclosure..... #nocomment #Cummings
#NoComment until they bring out all the cheese..
A number of MPs learning a valuable lesson tonight - go "no comment" until you have full disclosure..... #nocomment #Cummings
If #DominicCummings is heartless, perhaps he didn’t need to stop for a whizz? Should we assume he has a bladder, if he is missing other vital organs? #cheese
I’m famous! I was only joking like
Still chortling at the renegade barrister who feels he (MUST be a he) does not require hand washing facilities at court. Perhaps his valet follows him around with a silver bowl and starched linen?
@ellie_fargin Tell me they were sentenced to “The Plank”.
When I mentioned to a friendly judge that I’d ‘Nobbled’ every juror Ive ever stumbled upon, well she looked Horrified. I meant ‘Nibbled’ of course. #JuryTrial
What a #punderful name for a #Webinar I miss #JuryTrials
"Jury really want to hurt me? The Culture Club of Trial by Jury." We look forward to hosting out first Webinar on the Past, Present and Future of #JuryTrials Thursday 21st May at 4pm. Contact: [email protected] Zoom link here: bit.ly/2yXZpu8
@gavinbutton1 And the bounce back loan doesn’t apply to rodents. I’d apply for universal cheese but it won’t pay the bills.. #cheese
@laurstudent Big cheese 🧀 in the big apple 🍎
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