Petty Jones @PettyJones
I've got moves like Keith Richards. Hello? Is this thing on? twitter.com/search?q=from%… 23rd dimension, RVA Joined April 2011-
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Much to my surprise, not only is it my circus but those ARE my monkeys!
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Sometimes you just gotta get down with the get down.
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Less violence more breakfast burritos.
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If at first you don't succeed, you should probably just give up and go grab a cocktail to celebrate trying
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Looking for a humorous sci-fi book to make you laugh out loud? Go check out The Last of the Elvis Ninja Robots! A new hilarious science fiction adventure #scificomedy #funnybooks #elvisninjarobots amazon.com/dp/B0FP5JDX58 ___-
Some people are so righteous that they're wrong
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Oh, I was meant to be full of whimsy but here I am just full of gin. Again
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Neither up nor at ‘em
I could use a good laugh
9 out of 10 scientists agree, a lol book is good for the soul! Get my new sci-fi comedy, The Last of the Elvis Ninja Robots! (the other scientist was busy building something nefarious in his basement and couldn’t be reached for comment) amazon.com/dp/B0FP5JDX58
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