Helga @PrivateHelga
I am Private Helga Geerhart, @ColVonStrohm's secretary and confused fiancé of @gestapoflick #TeamAlloAllo youtube.com/watch?v=gYM1Uu… Nouvion France Joined October 2013-
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Oh Herr Flick @gestapoflick - you really know how to sveep a girl off her feet. Happy Valentine's Day FFS #whereismyvalentine #wetfish
Herr Flick @gestapoflick ze intelligence has arrived from Berlin on ze Yankies - good news I sink.
Loads of sitcoms made their TV debut in 2014. But which was the best? Vote for the best here: comedy.co.uk/awards/2014/
Glückliches neues jahr everybody - esp all ze fans of #TeamAlloAllo #HeilHitler
@SgtArthurWilson @gestapoflick @CaptainGMain Boys, boys, PLEASE.......
Oh @gestapoflick - I have finished cleaning your firearms, all ready for your traditional new years day peasant shoot. xxxx
@SgtArthurWilson Guten Morgen Sgt Vilson - and how is your little fat Captain zis morning?
Zat awkward moment at ze ATM, ven you confuse safety fuse wiz detonation cord. news.sky.com/story/1399815/…
Happy Christmas all esp @gestapoflick @ColVonStrohm @Lt_HubertGruber @gvonklink @CptHansGeering @MonsieurAlfonse @offcrabtree @_Rene_Artois
During WW1, the Tower of London moat wasn't filled with #TowerPoppies, but vegetables! :-)
Please help support RBL Poppy Appeal, add a #Twibbon now! twb.ly/OEqwMF
Danke for ze follow Herr @DoomedFrazer - so nice to be followed by anuzzer porridge wog. #nothanks
Zey sink its all over................ #GermanyVsPortugal
@DolfyAdolf @ColVonStrohm @JosefMengeleDr I am reliably informed zat vet celery, an egg vhisk and a flying helmet is his preference!?!.
@ColVonStrohm @DolfyAdolf Hmmm, zat vill be a first!
Gilbert Geerts @TeamUrbanSports
6 Followers 220 Following Ontdek de kracht van Beelddenken #TeamNL #OpPapendal
John Gietelink @JohnGietelink
900 Followers 2K Following PTSS, burn-out, coping ,depressie,reflux, kinetose , hoogtevrees en kleurenblind. Mercedes C180. Mode adviseur.Klassieke kunst. Golf. Vitesse. Horeca recensent.
Crethes @CrethesGc5F
13 Followers 438 Following
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144 Followers 782 Following German focused ww2 artist. I like to draw slice of life vignette stuff with my OCs. I do not condone or endorse any Nazi ideology 🕯️ 🌊 👁️ ⚔️ she/her
James Alvin @james_alvi68283
72 Followers 2K Following
Giovanni Bryan @Giovann33627692
187 Followers 4K Following I am Eng. Giovanni Bryan by name from USA 🇺🇸. Presently Working with Shell Oil Company 🛢 Texas . A Single Father With Just A Daughter.
Miss N.A. Hodson @nah3633
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A 🦥🦥🦥 @A477546611
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Large VAT Dave @BrianDraft6691
1K Followers 5K Following Tv,Cinema,60/70/80s Bond/Carry On’s,comedies,living in the past,GenX
𝕮𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖆�... @cold_anson
258 Followers 1K Following Supporter of the United Kingdom of Gondor & Arnor. Loyal subject of His Majesty King Elessar. First and foremost #CrusadersFC ♥️🖤♥️🖤
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2K Followers 2K Following | Manchester United FC | Adventurer | Polo | Tifosi 🏎💨 Prancing Horse | Good evening! Good evening!! Good evening!!!
Andrew Skinner @Andrew__Skinner
168 Followers 598 Following Chartered Professional Railway Engineer. Past Chair of IMechE Railway Division. School governor. Interested in railway & industrial history. Views mine.
🎩 Russ Smith 🎩�... @Chiefyruss
5K Followers 7K Following Plant and Transport Manager - Truck driver - Bass player - IAM Advanced biker - proud Brit - Reform voter - 🇬🇧 - Dad - Grandad - far right thug apparently
mronthemount @mronthemount
283 Followers 2K Following Hubby of @mrsonthemount, IT pro, sports fan, frustrated #guitar player, #photography enthusiast. Postings represent my own personal views.
Ge0rge8696 @ge0rge8696
43 Followers 1K Following
Catherine @c4th3r1n3B
615 Followers 2K Following Banter-loving, music-making, coffee-drinking, mind-moulding, high school Music teacher. 'I've got opinions and I'm not afraid to share them'.
🅁🄾🄱🄸🄽 ... @tinzDROID
258 Followers 427 Following I used to think I was geeky but now I'm not so sure.
pcws @petestansfield
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i ron @ynnor55
2K Followers 5K Following communicatie,sales,marketing,positiv, social media,challenges, newssearch,sustainability,respect and Toby the dog r.i.p.
Ralf Blecher @kunomotte
0 Followers 56 Following
Chris @fluffyskg
244 Followers 355 Following Pedant and cynic; suffered by fools. Petrolhead: C63. NFL obsessive: @49ers. Long-suffering football fan: @CambridgeUtdFC.
Harland Sanders @RealHarland
244 Followers 3K Following
Jeremy Bell @paleface49
19 Followers 925 Following
DJ Ian Moody @iandjm
339 Followers 1K Following DJ & quiz host from the Isle of Wight. Loving life :) Ex Colonel Bogeys and now Working at @hogsNewport Isle of Wight facebook: iandj moody : views are my own.
Charlotte Gregg @CharlotteGregg8
601 Followers 2K Following Hi I am 28 single I volunteer at British red cross in Hull been there 6 years I live with my parents
Gareth Hickenbottom- @gazbo1975
92 Followers 865 Following
Chris Bryant @ChrisHuxley72
267 Followers 2K Following Rat armed father with a healthy interest in star wars & the odd cheeky ale,also a big love of Leeds Utd...MOT!
💙 Nigel 💙 (Sarc... @DJ_Mixmeister
141 Followers 1K Following 💜 Sarcoidosis Warrior 💜 Music...Euro, Dance, 80s, 90s & Today, Computers & Internet, Social Networking, Sport, TV, Films, Karaoke, Nature & Photography
richard laybourn @knobby71
33 Followers 142 Following
Fr696 @ComFr696
3 Followers 2K Following
John Worts @jonno65
281 Followers 2K Following All round amateur comedy writer and Sit-Down comedian. Carries a Hip Flask - they never go out of fashion. Parking all my jokes on Twitter. Time Traveller
Calvin @Robert_edward00
166 Followers 4K Following let's win👌Single father. Down to earth,No fake friends pls. Be free to HI.😍
Hasan Keskin @HasanKe53651946
0 Followers 22 Following
Tim Johnson @coachdrivertim
1K Followers 2K Following Married to karen 2 great children Hanna and Stuart and two gorgeous grandsons tyler and Ethan ..big norwich city fan .. Dereham's best coach driver..
yusuf ayna @yusuf49157241
12 Followers 248 Following
OLΞUΔИИΔ ^_~ @Oleuanna
19K Followers 11K Following An incurable addiction to epistemology. Controversialist. Dirty realist. Determined non-conformist. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯@
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Matthew Fearn @pixed
3K Followers 2K Following Head of Pictures at @TheTimes and The Sunday Times. @coventryrugby sth. IG:mrpixed
Dad's Army Fans @DadsArmyFans
10K Followers 484 Following Dedicated to the classic British comedy Dad's Army a sitcom about the Home Guard during the Second World War and still occasionally shown on @BBCTwo
Oswestry Church Bowls... @ChurchBowls
703 Followers 380 Following Established in 1926, Oswestry Church BC is nestled in a charming setting, where newcomers are assured of a friendly welcome. 🤝
🇬🇧📺 Classic ... @Classicbritcom
156K Followers 7K Following All things Classic British Television and a lifelong fan of Wealdstone Football Club. Up the Stones!
Charles Godfrey @Godfrey1871
3K Followers 3K Following I thought this might be rather gay. Mr Mainwaring doesn't like us being gay on parade and my sister Dolly doesn't approve of it on Sundays. Parody account.
Goodnight Sweetheart @Duckettspassage
1K Followers 176 Following 'Bring back Goodnight Sweet heart'. Follow for all things relating to this wonderful show from the 1990's. #BBCcomedy
The Battlefield Explo... @battlefieldexpl
11K Followers 301 Following WWII battlefield guide based in The Netherlands. I lead tours across Europe, sharing the stories of the men who fought, where they fought.
Bʀᴀᴅ @B4Brad
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Julian Dutton @JulianDutton1
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🏴�... @suburbanrebel84
245 Followers 373 Following Proud father of 2 gorgeous daughters. I know who my friends are, the rest can turn to stone.
Dinky @Dinky_D_
162 Followers 161 Following It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see. Henry David Thoreau https://t.co/gFaRN6ZIRF https://t.co/9kWK8LNskr
Briggs on Beer @BriggsonBeer
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MD Eden Hotels @mdedenhotels
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Chartersand Caldicot @ChartersandC
1K Followers 1K Following Charters and Caldicott, the two lovable upper class Englishmen who appeared in classic movies - The Lady Vanishes, Night Train to Munich, Crook's Tour and more
Trumpton Airline @TrumptonAirline
237 Followers 89 Following Trumptonshire playboy, Lord Belborough's personal airline #timefliesbywhenyourethepilotofaplane
Paul Cummins MBE @PaulCumminsMBE
2K Followers 306 Following Paul Cummins MBE, artist. Creator of the Blood Swept Lands & Seas of Red #TowerPoppies #PoppiesTour #WherearethePoppiesNow.
Queen Anne Boleyn @QueenAnneBoleyn
10K Followers 6K Following We command you follow the true Queen of Twitter. Bend the knee to the Queen's Majesty!
Rose @Desperate_Rose
234 Followers 315 Following Hyacinth's glamorous younger sister. Desperately in search of a decent man. How do you know if he really loves you? I mean really really loves you?
Onslow's Daisy @Onslows_Daisy
319 Followers 371 Following Wife of Onslow, mum of Stephanie, nan of Kylie, sister of Hyacinth, Violet and the ravishing Rose. Not to mention being responsible for Father.
Dads Can't Dance @DadsCantDance
11K Followers 3K Following DCD Show is back to BRFM 95.6 FM every other Wednesday night 7pm Hosted by @theelwoodshow & @peterfinch46 Tune in for chaos. Bet your Dad Can't Dance to It!
John Donoghue @JohnDonoghue64
65K Followers 45K Following Not THE John Donoghue - the ex military & ex policeman, author of those funny true crime books & that book about obscure crimes & castles - oh, wait, it is me!
Tommy Cooper @TheCooper_Man
1K Followers 2K Following It's me, Tommy Cooper, I'm back... A laugh a day the Cooper way - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass - Just like that, not like this, like that... AH-HAH-HAH-HAH
Our Planet @Our_PIanet
5K Followers 2K Following Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us.
Stephen Morris @StephenTheSweep
24 Followers 19 Following Master chimney sweep for #Shropshire and #Powys
Hero Ride @hero_ride
2K Followers 1K Following The Official #HeroRide Twitter run by @HelpforHeroes - the UK's most emotional cycle rides #bbbr17 #dawnraid17
ParhamAirfieldMuseum @ParhamMuseum
581 Followers 445 Following 390th Bomb Group Memorial Air Museum & British Resistance Organisation Museum
Xtreme Boot Camps @BootCamp_Xtreme
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Mutley Retired Commut... @mutleycom
879 Followers 930 Following Retired Southeastern Commuter. Early mornings & platform spot no longer applies . 😀 #southeastern 👍🏻🚂🚂👍🏻
Joanne Moseley @Joanne1793
3K Followers 2K Following My hands-on approach to strategic leadership with operational expertise allows me to enhance workplace culture and support business growth.
Richard Bucket Esq @Richard_Bucket
434 Followers 497 Following Reluctant husband of Hyacinth Bucket (it's Bucket! It was always Bucket until I met you) and father of Sheridan. Neighbour of neurotic Emmet and delightful Liz.
Balls to Cancer @Ballstocancer
71K Followers 76K Following We are here for all with cancer & also with free holidays & chemopacks. Support us here https://t.co/K1U5DDrbWe [email protected]
Mr Albert Arkwright @Mr_Arkwright
206 Followers 37 Following I amjust a humble shop owner working with that romainian granville Open All Hours. Parody
Eddie Hitler @SirEddieHitler
1K Followers 225 Following Hey birds im Edward Hitler and yes Adolf is my mother. I share the Island with @SirRichieBottom (Utter Twat) QPR FOR LIFE (original parody) #Bottomed #Bottomer
Lionel Hardcastle @MyCustardTarts
192 Followers 147 Following Just stick with Li...I don't like it, but I'm used to it. #AsTimeGoesBy
Nicky Smith 💙🇺�... @PresenterNicky
3K Followers 3K Following Radio Presenter/Producer @BFBS. Love music, theatre and family.
Vivienne @vivchook.bs... @vivchook
3K Followers 1K Following Wife/mum, want 2 live in a Community, not Economy. Love a good double entendre, humour, books. Created 'My Ex' ©2011. Hashtags. Logic. Recovering Macaron maker
G-Geh-Granville @Granville8
1K Followers 2K Following daydreamer and reluctant romeo... delivery boy for Arkwrights corner shop we are open all hours my RT's do not endorse opinions of others (parody)
Frank Drebin @Frankie_Drebin
8K Followers 196 Following I'm Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant Police Squad and I'm taking out the trash!
Hot Flash Havoc Film @HotFlashHavoc
19K Followers 12K Following Award Winning Film HOT FLASH HAVOC updated 2016 & narrated by Goldie Hawn gives menopause info to women to remain Vertical, Alert, & Sexual from ages 35 to 90.
inspector blake @luxtonbusdepot
458 Followers 1K Following Long suferring bus inspector being drove insane by Butler n Harper
Welsh Food Festivals @Welsh_Food_Fest
4K Followers 997 Following A celebration of what is best about artisan food and drink via festivals throughout Wales and the borders.
Silver Age Television... @SilverAgeTV
65K Followers 547 Following Dedicated to 1950s - 1980s TELEVISION, focusing on 1960s- 1970s. OTD's, Clips, Trivia, History. Backup account: @SilverAgeTvDays
René Artois @_Rene_Artois
557 Followers 380 Following this is Nighthawk . . . restaurateur, art dealer, unintentional lothario, and reluctant Hero of the Resistance #TeamAlloAllo
Colonel Von Strohm @ColVonStrohm
164 Followers 89 Following Bumbling Commandant trying to see ze var out quietly whilst acquiring ze odd nik-nak for my retirement. Zere is no need to shout @PrivateHelga. #TeamAlloAllo
Paul @nowimf0llowingu
1K Followers 978 Following Life’s just a funny thing that happens on the way to the grave. Love animals. Hate people



















