Officer Crabtree @offcrabtree

The Polooceman from the pipular UK sitcom 'Allo 'Allo. My twats contain vary impartant Brutish secret unformation. Nouvion, France Joined February 2011

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Officer Crabtree @offcrabtree

4 years ago

@weird_al_77 Undead

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Officer Crabtree @offcrabtree

4 years ago

Good moaning. The fatbull gum last night was curtainly eventful. I especially feel sorry for Hairy Can. His second penalty was a bad moss.

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Officer Crabtree @offcrabtree

4 years ago

Good moaning. If I want to keep sanding twats, do I now need to get some Blu Tack?

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Officer Crabtree @offcrabtree

4 years ago

Good moaning. Never thought I'd love to wetnose a stoat funeral. #HRHRIP

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Officer Crabtree @offcrabtree

4 years ago

Bad moaning. HRH RIP

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Officer Crabtree @offcrabtree

4 years ago

Good moaning. We have a new Pram Monster in the UK. Lez Truce has won the Teary bullet.

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Officer Crabtree @offcrabtree

4 years ago

Good moaning. Today, our Pram Monster has resigned. End of an era for Barearse Johnson.

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Officer Crabtree @offcrabtree

4 years ago

Good moaning. Very much licking forward to celebrating the Queen's Jobby Lee celebrations this weekend.

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Officer Crabtree @offcrabtree

4 years ago

Good moaning. It would sum that I have made it onto the front caver of the Daily Stir nose pooper.

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Officer Crabtree @offcrabtree

5 years ago

Good moaning. Apparently Fussbook is down. Along with bath Instagrim and Wet Sap. I prefer twats.

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Officer Crabtree @offcrabtree

5 years ago

Good moaning. Mutt Hencook has resigned.

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Officer Crabtree @offcrabtree

5 years ago

Good moaning. In fatball news, I see that the Big Sex have agreed to join the European Supper League.

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Officer Crabtree @offcrabtree

5 years ago

Bad moaning. Sod news to learn about the pissing of the Duck of Edinburgh earlier. May he rust in peace.

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Officer Crabtree @offcrabtree

5 years ago

Good moaning. Hoppy Mithering Sunday. Give her a big huge and a bench of flyers.

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Officer Crabtree @offcrabtree

5 years ago

Good moaning. Remember it's Mithering Sunday this weekend. Treat your mum to a nice cord, some lively chocolates and a bunch of rude roses.

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Officer Crabtree @offcrabtree

5 years ago

Good moaning. I see that the Onions are not very hippy with the proposed pay rose for NHS stuff.

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Officer Crabtree @offcrabtree

5 years ago

Good moaning. Was delighted to see that @NASA have managed to land a new raver on the Rude Planet.

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Officer Crabtree @offcrabtree

5 years ago

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Chris Basterfield @cpb001

5 years ago

@johngcoop @Dave_Hawley1 @BorisJohnson it's good to see that Dave has been paying attention to the advice of @offcrabtree

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Officer Crabtree @offcrabtree

5 years ago

Good moaning. Licks lake none of us will be able to take a vocation this summer. We might even have to curry a Covid pisspart whenever we go oversize.

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Officer Crabtree @offcrabtree

6 years ago

@CplJackJones Hopefully you can see my twat just fine.

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Officer Crabtree @offcrabtree

6 years ago

Good moaning. I haven't twatted for a whole. Other thongs were more important. I hop you are all doing well in this lickdawn clam mate. Spook again son...