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@StokeyyG2 They abducted the Scottish defense
@GadSaad Pornhub HQ has a cafe? How are the doughnuts? 🍩
@AksenoffAlex @MorbidKnowledge I’d say if you only watched it once, try again, I loved the book and disliked the movie the first time I’d seen it because the book is so horrific. The movie removes that but enhances the satire. Once I got used to that, I loved the movie.
@solisolsoli Feels like an image from Haldemans “The Forever War”
@creepydotorg What a ghoul. Who was the cowboy character though
@choquei He’ll be rolling around fake injured for an eternity.
@zappoloco @RobLooseCannon They are. Thats why it’s a tough dive.
@RealTimeRating The only abduction will be the missing Scottish defense.
@Shockvalues @klara_sjo Droids are kinky.
@ChuckSm77161211 @klara_sjo As did several apparently. 😂
@JLDenelsbeck @klara_sjo It didn’t sound in THAT much pain did it.
@stoolpresidente You couldn’t score in bucket of vaginas.
@AndyBurnhamGM Unlikely. LFI associates have been the death of Labour. People are tired. Try to be original would you?
Like lots of people, I don't want to pre-judge a Burnham government. But appointing Purnell - the CEO of Flint Global - as his Chief of Staff is dispiriting. It appears no lessons have been learnt. At the most basic level this is a good governance and conflict-of-interest
@RobLooseCannon Oh I hate diving wrecks, large dark objects in the water give me the heebies.
@RobLooseCannon no bother. Check out the local dive club site: bsac.com/advice-and-sup…
@RobLooseCannon If you have the techincal ability you can dive a huge amount of amazing wrecks off Malin Head in Donegal
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