Ralph Altman @RalphAltman

A Five Guys in a strip mall. I had heard the burgers here were honest. A samurai goes where the food is described in the smallest number of words. At the door, a barrel. A wooden barrel, knee-high, full of raw peanuts in the shell. A small wooden scoop. A sign: FREE PEANUTS - HELP YOURSELF I stopped. I read it three times. In my country, when a host places food at the threshold of his house and tells you to take it, he is testing whether you understand the difference between hospitality and theft. The wrong man takes too much. The wrong man takes nothing. The right man takes a small handful, bows, and proceeds. I took a small handful. I bowed to the barrel. I proceeded. At the counter, a young man, name tag MARCUS. "Hey man, welcome to Five Guys, what can I get you?" "...I have taken your peanuts." "Yeah, that's what they're there for." "What is the obligation." "...The what?" "What do I owe." "Nothing, man. They're free. Help yourself." "...Help yourself." "Yeah." "Marcus. In my country, when a stranger is told to help himself, it is a kindness given to a man who is far from home. I have not yet introduced myself. You have already addressed me as a man who is far from home. You are correct. I am." Marcus smiled the way you smile at someone you have decided you like. "Hell yeah. What can I get you?" "A cheeseburger." "Want any toppings? They're free." "...Free." "Yeah. Lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, mushrooms, jalapeños, green peppers, mayo, mustard, ketchup, BBQ, A1, hot sauce, relish. All free. Bacon's the only thing extra." I had not been read a list this long since I was made to recite the names of my ancestors. "...You are giving a man as many options as he has weapons." "Pretty much. What you want?" "All of them." "All the way?" "All the way." "You got it. Fries?" "Yes." "Regular or Cajun?" I stopped. The word landed somewhere inside me that had been arranged, recently, by a different meal. "Marcus. Cajun is a people. From Louisiana." "...Yeah?" "I have eaten with them. They served me crawfish on newspaper. They called me brother. I did not know I had brothers in that country." "Damn, sir. That's beautiful." "Then bring me their salt. I will not refuse the seasoning of a people who fed me on a table without plates." "Cajun fries it is." "Size?" "The smallest. I am one man." "You got it. Little Cajun." I paid. I sat at a small table by the window with my brown paper bag. The bag was heavier than I expected. The boy at the counter had told me, as I picked it up, "bag's heavier than you think, sir." I had taken this as a piece of philosophy. It was, I now understood, a literal report. I opened the bag. The Cajun fries were in a cup. The cup was inside the bag. Around the cup, the bag was full of more fries. Loose. Spilling. As if the cup had given up trying to contain itself, and the bag had taken the overflow without complaint. I lifted the bag and looked at Marcus across the room. "...Marcus." "Yes sir?" "You give the man who asked for little, more." "Yeah, that's how we do it." "That is the most American sentence I have heard this week." He laughed. I looked at the bag again. I lifted one fry. The seasoning came off red on my fingertips. I ate it. I had to set the cup down. This was not the salt of the Cajun people. This was the war salt of the Cajun people. The men who had fed me on newspaper had been holding back. Marcus was not. My eyes filled with water. Not from feeling. From paprika. I lifted the burger. Two patties. Lettuce, tomato, onion, mushrooms, jalapeños, green peppers, pickles, mayo, mustard, ketchup, BBQ, A1, hot sauce, relish, and cheese. The thing was a small mountain wrapped in foil. I held it with both hands, the way a man holds the head of his enemy after a long battle, with respect and a small amount of fear. I ate. The bun was sweet. The patty was salty. The peanut oil it had been cooked in was, by some quiet miracle, present in everything. I was eating, I realized, a burger that had been raised on the same oil the fries had been raised on, and that oil had been raised on the peanuts in the barrel at the door, which were free, which were the same peanuts that were now still in my coat pocket because I had not eaten them yet. I stopped chewing. "...The barrel. The fries. The burger. They are all one animal." The man at the next table, a man in a work shirt with the name CARLOS embroidered on it, who had been eating fries with one hand and looking at his phone with the other, looked up. "Cajun fries, huh? Those'll get ya." "Carlos. I have been gotten." "Right? Best in the game." "I yield. I have been ambushed by salt three times in one meal, and twice by people I did not see coming." Carlos laughed, the small full laugh of a man who is finally understood. "Welcome to Five Guys, man." I finished. I finished everything. The cup. The loose fries. The burger. Even the small flecks of seasoning that had fallen onto the paper of the wrapper. A samurai does not leave the field with the enemy's salt still on the ground. I crumpled the foil. I rose. I bowed to Carlos. Carlos raised his half-finished Coke and tipped it slightly toward me. I bowed once more, to the barrel at the door, which I now understood was the beginning of the meal and not merely the lobby of it. I took out the peanuts I had stored in my pocket, cracked one shell, and ate it as I walked out. The salt of the peanut. The fourth salt. This entire restaurant was a single quiet declaration: that a man should not be allowed to leave hungry, that nothing he eats should cost the dignity of being measured, and that the smallest order in the house is still more than one man can finish alone. This is a country that puts a barrel at the door and trusts you with it. This is a country that gives a man as many weapons as he has options, and charges him for none of them. This is a country that overfills the bag of a man who asked for little, on principle. Tomorrow I will return. I will order the same. I will eat the same. I will lose the same battle. A man does not flee from a salt that has already named him. The Cajun fed me crawfish on newspaper. The man at Five Guys fed me their war salt on a fry. I have eaten with the same people, in two states, on two coasts, and they did not know they were the same. I knew. I have been gotten.

Trump killed 50 of Iran's top leaders, did at least $1 trillion worth of damage to their military equipment and infrastructure, totally wiped out their naval fleet and air fleets, put their government in a state of endemic internal conflict, and left them totally incapable of meaningfully attacking their neighbors in the region any time soon. By the end of it, all Iran could do is rig the strait with mines and take pop shots at passing ships. The loss of insurance coverage had more of an impact on the flow of marine traffic than Iran did. I personally would have preferred the total destruction of the IRGC (which technically isn't off the table if they decide to FAFO) but it would have been difficult to accomplish without more civilian casualties -- something third worldist leftoids were already complaining (and campaigning) about. In the meantime, consider the following: No boots on the ground. No prolonged conflict. No permanent occupation. No military draft. No lasting impact on energy prices. No multi-trillion dollar boondoggle. None of the things anti-war retards with Israel tunnel vision like Dave Smith and Candace Owens predicted would happen. In addition: - Oil and gas prices are falling in time for summer and the midterms. - "Free Palestine" third worldists like Graham Platner have less ammo on which to campaign for Congress. - Russia is bringing in less revenue. - The U.S. got a foot in the door to block China's Belt and Road projects. - Trump has greater latitude to tighten sanctions on Russia without exacerbating supply shocks to energy markets. - Europe and America have agreed to increase cooperation in providing for the national defense of Ukraine. - Israel isn't a signatory to the MOU and isn't bound by its terms, leaving it free to independently defend itself from threats if necessary. - America isn't creating a power vacuum for China and Russia to fill by absconding and surrendering its own influence over the region. The people who say this is a "humiliating defeat" for Trump? - Russia - China - Iran - Democrats - The leftist Drudge-led media establishment All the worst people you know have joined arms and are pretending like Iran pulled one over on the Bad Orange Man in hopes that it will piss off Republicans and Israelis enough to get them to kill the deal themselves. It's very transparent. Don't let your enemies control you with such a stupid and obvious Reflexive Control op.

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