ess bee fritz @RandomAntics
Elevating the inane. Mundanity in spades, and the savings are passed on to you! borderlands Joined June 2010-
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@NotOwenMeany great! so what you're saying is you can help grade some of my students papers? 🙂
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the reasons people give you are not necessarily the reasons they reach for in the dark
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Tuba = Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
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