Rusted Revolver @Rusted0Revolver

''Forgive an old man his wanderings, if you would. Minds are like swords, I do fear. The old ones go to RUST. Ah, and here is our milk.'' rustedrevolver.wordpress.com Grand Rapids, MI Joined October 2017

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Rusted Revolver @Rusted0Revolver

2 years ago

@Kingsford have you considered selling Kingsford charcoal toothpaste? It'd be funny and I'd buy it.

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2 years ago

So many inappropriate jokes here... for duck's sake.

Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth

2 years ago

Today is the 20th anniversary of my Alive Day, the day I almost died in a dusty field in Iraq after our Blackhawk was shot out of the sky—but didn’t.

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2 years ago

She judges a man's worth on physical appearance and wealth. Then disparaged a woman who desired virtue in a potential partner. Also, I'm 6'2. I was a horrible husband. Almost as bad as my ex was a wife. You are a fool if you think height makes a difference.

BellaliberTea @bellaliberteaa

2 years ago

My brother in law 6’2 Fireman Home owner 5% body fat 2024 first time voter went on a date last night with some crunchy granola hippie. She asked if he had voted and for whom and when he said Trump she called an Uber and left 💀 Natural selection at play.

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2 years ago

@summerforever21 @NJAmy213 It is. You can find me here bsky.app/profile/rusted…

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2 years ago

@Kiss_meImPolish @PVBrett The equator is confusing.

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2 years ago

This is the sad truth about what women are faced with in their professional careers. When I was a CPA, the partner I worked for was a true leader. She was strict but fair. If she was a man, she would have been praised. Instead, many staff called her a "c*nt".

𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊𝚑 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚏 @yeahrightgirlhg

2 years ago

I’ll gladly vote for the first woman president when they give us a woman who is a not a dumb cunt

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2 years ago

I haven't seen a single tweet or news article claiming the election was rigged. Of course, I don't waste my time reading everything, so I'm sure there are a few. But I was under the impression that comedians had a decent sense of "the funniest thing." She's attacking a strawman

Roseanne Barr @therealroseanne

2 years ago

The funniest thing I’m seeing is Dems saying the election was rigged because there was huge turnout last night and there are 20 million less votes for Kamala. lol. They still think Biden got 81 million votes at 4 am. Trump is the most popular candidate of all time. He won three

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2 years ago

@TheBearHeir Michigan voted 👍

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2 years ago

@Blanch344 They should make "I Voted" stickers in reverse so that selfies are more accurate.

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2 years ago

I am not claiming fraud, merely negligence at my precinct, and I doubt it's an isolated event.

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2 years ago

In front of me in line, a student drove from Notre Dame to Grand Rapids to drop off his absteen ballot since it wouldn't arrive in time via mail. None of the volunteers suggested he drop it off at the clerk's drop box. I told him he could while the volunteers told him he couldn't

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2 years ago

As you vote today, be vigilant. I had to "remind" an election volunteer to sign an affidavit that I had not mailed in my absteen ballot after they had called and confirmed. If they hadn't signed it, my vote would have been discarded. I had let slip I was voting straight Dem.

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2 years ago

At a dog bar playing BINGO, an elderly lesbian couple dressed as Mario and Luigi just hit BINGO at the same time. It's a Halloween miracle! (Their dog is dressed as Bowser)

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2 years ago

@guygavrielkay Actually. How about "flour to a cake"?

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2 years ago

@guygavrielkay This is a great question. I don't know of an equivalent. Perhaps grapes to France? I just made that up so it's not an equivalent.

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2 years ago

@summerforever21 @Matt_Pinner The

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2 years ago

My brother and I looking at the Illinois fan sitting next to us. #GoBlue

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2 years ago

Thank you Tigers for an incredible season! Go Lions! Honolulu Blue for the win!

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2 years ago

Imagine reading an entire book about the TSA.

Coleman Hughes @coldxman

2 years ago

Imagine writing an entire book about the TSA––a book that ultimately condemns it––without mentioning 9/11, or in fact, the entire phenomenon of airplane hijacking. That is what Coates has done, in a nutshell. The fact that he did it with characteristically nice prose hardly