Sam @SamBoston420
Not a bot! Practicing my comedic persona and jokes here. Heightening other comic tweets by 1 upping them. Boston, MA Joined September 2024-
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I want Donald Trump to win because when he commits any crime, he will just tell you.
Southern lights are just bulbs and tube lights flying in the hurricane. #northernlights
@hashjenni Nothing tastes better the next day after eating it .
I feel #MorningJoe is the opposite of Morning Wood
Trump is not that old. When he speaks, it looks like he's three years old 🤣
@Ashy_slashee @TheTrueDocLove She's dead though.
#TacoTuesday makes me feel it is illegal to have tacos any other day.
If Joe Rogan grows his hair back, would he be called Joe Rogaine?
iPhone is steadily growing into an iPad. Looking forward to the day when it grows into a monitor. #iPadMini
You don't need to change your phone every year. Just buy them and keep them for future use. #MondayMotivaton
Don't give up. Just pretend it doesn't exist. #MondayMotivaton
Kindness is like coffee. It costs money. Plus tips. #sundayvibes
Sometimes you are not given what you want because you don't deserve it. #sundayvibes
stupidity is as essential to Twitter as nudity is to OnlyFans
You get one life to live. Don't ruin it. Irreversibly destroy it. #SundayMotivation
@NotTodayEric Everyday I make sure I weigh the lowest ever, as compared to my future.
@bruhstayfit Move to Kenya with 1 dollars. Their dollar is like a million USD
Eexacwea @Eexacwea61900
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Tawshoez @TawshoezJI3
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Swoolestos @SwoolestosL41g
61 Followers 1K Following
۟ @cuniado_
87 Followers 866 Following
Yumiko @Yumiko1470
1K Followers 821 Following “Success is not final, and failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
Coughth @CoughthtRA
46 Followers 4K Following
yumna @yumna84701
376 Followers 1K Following
Anna💎 ria💖 @Anna_qetuia09
6 Followers 38 Following Fashion designer by passion. 👗✨ Creating style with love. ❤️🎨 Dressing dreams in fashion. 💭👚 Empowering through couture. 💪🌟🚫PORN
Doc @DocAtCDI
63K Followers 57K Following Tweeting smiles, & Snark #SmokeFleet socials I'm on are all @DocAtCDI As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
Danna @SmeeshoreixM8H
9 Followers 227 Following There is medicine in nature for many of your heart ailments.
TRAUMARESPONSE 🦈 @TRAUMA_RESP0NSE
4K Followers 1K Following I'm the Dutch shark obsessed alien your mom warned you about. https://t.co/tAEYHZrIiX https://t.co/GhoXXlKhMB
Yumiko @Yumiko1470
1K Followers 821 Following “Success is not final, and failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
۟ @cuniado_
87 Followers 866 Following
Anna💎 ria💖 @Anna_qetuia09
6 Followers 38 Following Fashion designer by passion. 👗✨ Creating style with love. ❤️🎨 Dressing dreams in fashion. 💭👚 Empowering through couture. 💪🌟🚫PORN
🐝 Bumble bee 🐝 @TheBumblingBee_
24K Followers 2K Following 🐝 I might be funny on the timeline but I’m boring in DMs. And more often than not, I ignore them. 🤷♀️ Married af
Doc @DocAtCDI
63K Followers 57K Following Tweeting smiles, & Snark #SmokeFleet socials I'm on are all @DocAtCDI As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
Megatron @Megatron_ron
666K Followers 1K Following Breaking news | Geopolitics | War monitoring Support: https://t.co/z52M4ovE0C | https://t.co/JsTMGFACtV Tgram: https://t.co/hI2fMt3CAZ
Forward March @RunOldMan
39K Followers 15K Following Disabled Army Veteran, Bills Mafia, Mental Health Matters, Laughter is the best medicine 🇺🇸🇵🇷 Boricua NO MAGA https://t.co/LpPIFl6lcu…
Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard
52K Followers 3K Following 🥪 take these broken wings and learn to fly 🏔
DamnFineTweet @damnfinetweet
11K Followers 3K Following RIP DamnFineTweet 8/7/2019-4/27/2023 thank you for 85000 trophies and a million good vibes. I'll miss you!
Felicia @LostFelicia
39K Followers 5K Following LOST on Oceanic flight 815 ♥ @LuvPugFDN ♥ New tweets:https://t.co/FPJlpMaKGD
Darla @ddsmidt
38K Followers 11K Following I don't take any of this nonsense too seriously. Here's a link to my tweets: https://t.co/zgwNkh2e5h
Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82
39K Followers 3K Following above average hair and knick fan for life, Welsh ancestry 🏴https://t.co/kAE1fcqeIb
S̲uper H̲uman A̲ut... @_indica_sky
56K Followers 2K Following • liminal catalyst and esoteric threat • celestial being • raised by wolves • ♒️ coded •
Veruca's Alt @AltVeruca
48K Followers 5K Following Bad Egg/ Don't care how, I want it now. venmo: @ veruca-salt-1 cashapp: $altveruca ***tip before you dm
your other mom @difficultpatty
41K Followers 937 Following Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here.
Nicki💗 @AwkwardAndOdd
58K Followers 874 Following Potato enthusiast. Theatre lover. Book nerd. Forest fairy. All photos my own.🏴 https://t.co/In29O5A7Oq
dawn @rundry
17K Followers 1K Following member of all communities rundry on insta gram dawn111 on music services thank u
Amanda @Pandamoanimum
93K Followers 681 Following Welcome to my head. Please excuse the mess. Also on Bluesky: https://t.co/TOrnVfkzQ1 Threads: https://t.co/pmlQc89QB5
Olaf Falafel @OFalafel
70K Followers 880 Following Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. my joke book, A Poo On A Pogo Stick is out now! https://t.co/DTeKNE1Q9d
HappyToast★ @IamHappyToast
70K Followers 883 Following Find me https://t.co/46b9nWvjPX https://t.co/bjuPaz9Shx https://t.co/CWi5nRtjYp
GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge
24K Followers 1K Following Screenwriter, comedian, actor, socialist and model. These are words. As are custard, trumpet, wardrobe, trousers and dandelion.
joe heenan @joeheenan
57K Followers 2K Following Award losing stand up comedian. Co host of Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show. Subscribe here https://t.co/Ts0zTiHNI9
Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain
121K Followers 2K Following He/him. Illustrator, cartoonist, husband, father, son, brother, uncle, nephew, cousin, second cousin, grandson, friend, acquaintance, enemy. @[email protected]
Max @maxmoefoe
850K Followers 1K Following Card collector, @coldones jester, & @drinkgrog drinker. 1/2 Korean
Dolan Dark @DolanDark
1.5M Followers 988 Following 82 year old music critic, Minecraft entrepreneur, Hentai enthusiast, intelligent atheist and renowned archaeologist. 🪓🦆
Pyrocynical @Pyrocynical
347K Followers 1K Following Words. Business: [email protected] Alt: @PyroALTcynical
Altrive @AltriveEpic
164K Followers 422 Following
✟ Lex @MrTLexify
310K Followers 640 Following ✟ Fisherman of Souls 🇨🇦 Child of ישוע 🇺🇦 Олекса Довбуш 🏴☠️ Those Who Endure to the End, SHALL BE SAVED. - Matthew 24:13
weest @weest
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Chad @anything4views
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