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Hey cops stop taking drugs off the streets we're gonna need those
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who notices how scared you are? that is where your soul is.
i've never punched a face but i’ve punched several asses.
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Me at my 225th rodeo: "What the hell is going on?"
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Let's both sleep in our jeans tonight baby
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Sick and tired of these 30 minute weekends
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Great story. Don't ever tell it again.
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How the hell is it already October 16th, last time I checked it was 1998
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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I wanted to skip this meeting.
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Not now, I'm looking for a new weakness.
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Got a student loan, just tryna fit in
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All you idiots and dummies. You've ruined it for the rest of us regular morons.
i never know what to do with my face in photos.
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Hobbies include withering in direct sunlight and stripping the soil of nutrients
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My hidden talent is turning small issues into big issues through the power of *anxiety*
me: i think i might be pulling off sexy today. teeth with lettuce: not so fast.
sometimes when i'm sad i'll watch my dog eat a peanut.
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I remember most things I've done by the food involved.
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