Shell 🐚 🇵🇸 @Shell_Johnson34
Shell which is short for Michelle which is the French version of my name. Portland Maine Stand Up Comic. Lover of stuff that kicks ass. Drinker of Seltzer. Portland, ME Joined May 2018-
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Shell 🐚 🇵🇸 retweeted
Me as a small town sheriff when the FBI shows up to claim jurisdiction: “Ohhhhh thank god. This is so fucked up. I did NOT want to deal with this”
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@HalfwayPost And he's still the president so this means nothing until his ass is rotting in jail
@Steve_Perrault Nice little friendly reminder that they are still the 2026 Red Sox.
@SenSusanCollins Not as serious as kids using chalk outside your home, though
Shell 🐚 🇵🇸 retweeted
"Vote Blue No Matter Who" until it's James Talarico, Zohran Mamdani, Cori Bush, Graham Platner, Janeese Lewis George, or Abdul El-Sayed... And what exactly do these candidates all have in common? They don't take AIPAC money.
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Dudes take separate vacations from their families by taking extra long dumps at interstate service plazas
@tylermilliken_ Easier to take knowing Chapman is kind of a prick
@rzdchxrry A good women fronted one is Wolf Alice
Shell 🐚 🇵🇸 retweeted
"the end of the Left" and it's just a bunch of cucks celebrating a pedophile's 80th birthday
We’re witnessing the end of the Left in realtime
Shell 🐚 🇵🇸 retweeted
Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.
Shell 🐚 🇵🇸 retweeted
Maybe I’m too woke but I miss 5 years ago when saying the word “retarded” was genuinely nasty and made people look at you like a monster
How come none of these fragile dudes have Bible verses on their hats year round?
Landen Roupp had Genesis 9:12-16 written on his pride hat tonight. "It's just about God's covenant and a promise that he makes to us." "It's just something I believe in and I stand firm in that. Thankfully we live in a country where we have the freedom to believe what we want."
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