🍰Shortcake🍰 @ShortcakeStar

She/Her | 22| Draw cute thimg (I don’t do anything at all) has intersex transfem powers, Opinions given to me by aliens, #1 Mewer, COMISSION CLOPEN #BlueGandhi Burger World Joined September 2016

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🍰Shortcake🍰 @ShortcakeStar

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@MayaModez she will provide nutrients to the soil (life cycle begins anew)

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🍰Shortcake🍰 @ShortcakeStar

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@FoursideKM Ralsei begging Kris to kill Noelle’s mother in the light world for real to stop the prophecy

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Wren @WeirdassCrypt1d

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Quick mew mew sketch #madmewmew #deltarunech5spoilers

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MADUMI (+16) || ONLY A WARRIOR WITH A CLEAR HEARTH @M4dumy

6 years ago

#maddummy #undertale Heheehee ^v^💦💕

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💚 👩‍🍳 Figure_FanGirl 228 👩‍🍳 💚 @FigureLover2000

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Francis why are there bananas in your hot cocoa

Francis Coulombe @FrancisCoulombe

2 years ago

Celebratory hot cocoa!!

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Myths and Stories @myths_and_stori

22 hours ago

the date? july 3rd. the place? east gigglegrub community garden. the occasion? one of the coldest july days on record, a bone-quivering -18 degrees fahrenheit (about 246 degrees kelvin). with the freeze only hours away, local gardeners at gigglegrub's largest outdoor community garden rushed to protect their crops from impending doom... that is, until one hero goatnar stepped up to the challenge. standing valiantly besides a large industrial fan, our main character deftly executed the valsalva maneuver, skyrocketing his internal body temperature to a head-throbbing 1,000 degrees celsius (like 1800 degrees fahrenheit, i think? idk). thanks to his quick thinking and his special gift, almost all of the crops were saved. however, not everyone was so lucky. goatnar would eventually turn to a pile of ash, in large part due to the cellular damage inflicted by hours spent at such a high temperature. in addition, an elderly woman servicing the garden was vaporized when goatnar attempted to take a bite of her coat. (from ig @ luckystablesllc)