Splorts Central @SplortsCentral
The finest, and not so finest, in sports satire and ridiculous commentary. Join our Discord at https://t.co/1xADopPvpG Boston, Massachusetts Joined June 2023-
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Happy birthday to Shohei Ohtani! Which Shohei are you today? 😂
He SNAPPED THE BAT IN HALF 😳 (via @MLB)
Thank you @BlaseballCares for everything you did for the community.
We are still open for orders for just a little longer - we are closing at midnight eastern time TONIGHT 💙 Thank you all so much for making this community project something special
A hero was born
We do love Mr. Ohtani around here.
We're interested... Someone tell us more.
tennis baseball is unhinged but also seems fun AF
#COMMUNITYUPDATE We've built out a lot more of the Discord, including a peek at how we'll be handling article AND tweet submissions moving forward. Get in the Splorts Central TODAY! Link in Bio
We also have some fun community channels. We've got a @blaseball channel, so we can all stay in touch about our favorite former splort. We also have a COMMUNITY EVENTS channel, where we encourage Blaseball communities, colleagues, and others to share their activities.
A few highlights: We have a cricket channel, so @MarioPrime and the other cricket loving nerds can gush about what may arguably be the fastest growing sport around the globe.
#COMMUNITYUPDATE We are currently looking for updated A-R-T (Bots please don't attack us) for our Twitter and Discord. Please contact Dan on Discord if you have any paid commission slots available. Thank you!
Anthony Bowens has some news to break to Harley Cameron. WATCH #AEWRampage on TNT! @PlatinumMax | @Bowens_Official | @RealBillyGunn | @itsdanni_ellexo
Elly De La Cruz running (for his cycle) is art.
Happy Banana Ball, splorts fans!
Birmingham, y'all ready to Banana Ball out? 🤩 📍 Birmingham, AL 🏟️ Regions Field 📺 bit.ly/watchbananaball @ 6:30pm CT ⚾️ 7pm CT
HAVE YOURSELF A DAY 😱 Wonho Kang squats 584 pounds at the Special Olympics World Games 👏
i'm DONE if i see someone liking Nick Castellanos. THEYRE BLOCKED. hating Castellanos? BLOCKED, disliking him? BLOCKED, loving Castellanos? BLOCKED, you know about his existence? YOURE ALSO BLOCKED. IM THE ONLY NICK LOVER, LIKER, DISLIKER, AND HATER! EVERYONE WHO LIKES HIM DNI
We're pleased to report that Ohtani will be the only player on his All Star team. Currently, gambling establishments have team Ohtani favored 17 to 1.
Shohei Ohtani is headed to the #AllStarGame! He's your leading AL vote-getter through Phase 1 and has automatically earned the starting DH spot.
What's your favorite sport?
Okay but, What's something that *IS* a sport but doesn't *FEEL* like a sport? Wrong answers only please.
What's something that ISN'T a sport, but FEELS like a sport?
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