Stoned Grad @StonedGrad
Publications that were written under the influence of cannabis are denoted with an asterisk. Joined January 2014-
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In 2015 there are still adults who believe their dead relatives live on a cloud. Like, what happens when the sun's out? #dopes
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@DougBenson Pennsylvania #HighAF #Illegally #Amish
My ambien is about 5 jack n cokes and 8 big bong rips.
@joerogan the more you know RT @VICE Squirting Is Just Peeing, Say Scientists bit.ly/14vB61y
Dear advisor, I didn't finish the draft because I got high and watched Hoarding: Buried Alive all night long. xoxo
As you can imagine, this was quite an "uplifting" easter for me.
I've been quiet on here for awhile now. Been conferencing/sick. Don't worry, I didn't take a break from getting stoned.
Note to self: never eat Taco Bell again without being high.
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The bar at a Red Lobster on a Saturday night is where people who have given up on all of their hopes and dreams go to "get wild."
Snow day! Well, not officially. But it snowed and I didn't feel like going to the office.
Once again, getting high and watching a documentary about the duckbill platypus beats out working.
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Super Bowl Confetti Made Entirely From Shredded Concussion Studies onion.com/1fnpbm1 #SuperBowl
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@Crazy_Graduate @naomijnguyen idk, I think that performance may have been evidence that the weed is top notch
@Crazy_Graduate weed transcends all football allegiances
Congratulations to Denver pot shops for their record sales tomorrow.
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