That Bombastic! 🐻🕶👑 @ThatBombastic

He/They | 1st Base Coach of the Hades Tiger’s. Resident of the eighth circle of hades, but my summer home is in Milwaukee baybee. #WorkHardSiestaHarder Joined August 2020

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That Bombastic! 🐻🕶👑 @ThatBombastic

5 years ago

Woop, woke up from another nap and apparently I missed 8 seasons of blaseball? Is there like an opposite of insomnia? Inwakenia? Anyway, my first blase players seem to be doing fine without me, so we Gucci!

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6 years ago

I think you mean “here’s hopping”, new guy 🤣

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6 years ago

@Wesley__Dudley I think some of the @YellowstoneMagi might have some pointers?

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6 years ago

@HadesBlaseball @FearfulTigersGM Yeah, don’t I get like Four Strikes before Symmetry can terminate me or my employment? I vaguely remember the fans voting for Four Strikes before I had my nap. (On an unrelated note, are First Base Coach Coaches a thing? I might know someone who’s hiring.)

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That Bombastic! 🐻🕶👑 @ThatBombastic

6 years ago

Oh, you got a twitter account whilst I was snoozing? Good on you Ms Symmetry! That must be all the big changes I missed between seasons though, right?

Fearful Symmetry @FearfulTigersGM

6 years ago

@ThatBombastic DO NOT SLEEP ON IT! Go back to work immediately That’s!

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That Bombastic! 🐻🕶👑 @ThatBombastic

6 years ago

Starting to think maybe this is why Fearful Symmetry says I’m not good at my job? Dunno, gunna sleep on it.

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6 years ago

Hahahaha, oh damn, tried to sneak a tiny nap in before the playoffs and woke up to realise I’d hibernated through season 3 AND season 4 playoffs. And now none of my players seem to be here, and there’s just a note on the fridge that says “gone camping”. Back to bed I guess?

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That Bombastic! 🐻🕶👑 @ThatBombastic

6 years ago

Yo, this is undeniable facts.

Blaseball Enquirer @BlaseballRumors

6 years ago

ONGOING: The Commissioner is doing a great job.

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That Bombastic! 🐻🕶👑 @ThatBombastic

6 years ago

@HadesBlaseball Would appreciate a hammock just off the foul ball line. Will vastly improved my “signalling” to “baserunners” if you know what I mean? 😴

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6 years ago

Yo, I’m googling this First Base Coach thing and I’m astounded at the amount of stuff I’m meant to be doing. I should be getting a pay raise for all the things I’m meant to be doing that I’m currently not doing.

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That Bombastic! 🐻🕶👑 @ThatBombastic

6 years ago

Oop, just got a text from the one and only Fearful Symettry saying “First Base Coach IS supposed to help signal batters and base-runner and help them steal bases. What have you been doing?” Damn, guess I’ve been doing less than the bear minimum these last 3 seasons, ha ha ha ha.

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6 years ago

People sometimes ask me “hey That, why do you bother coaching first base when all your batting line up seems to just walk there?” Nah nah nah nah nah: Hades Tigers vogue to first fam.

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6 years ago

Oop, just got a text from the one and only Fearful Symmetry. Just says “we can’t say ass on Twitter.” So, like, just pretend I referred to this siesta as a looooooooooooong derrière siesta I guess? #NoHarmNoFoulBall

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6 years ago

Album art for the new EP I’m dropping during this loooooooong ass siesta. Tried to get the artist name Bombfunk MC, but apparently that’s already a thing? Haha, struck out on that one.