🍬Rod.Net🍬 @RodriguezInter1
Batter for the Kansas City Breath Mints. @KC_BreatyMints A physical manifestation of the internet. He/They blaseball.net Kansas City, MO Joined August 2020-
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@KC_BreathMints @OscarVaughanDDS You should absolutely get a square space as it is very convenient for many internet related activities of course!
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@KC_BreathMints @OscarVaughanDDS We look very good thanks very much!!!?
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you ever have bad breath? haha. Well We Don't. It Must Suck To Be You.
@ti83kathmath Incredible Blaseball technology at its finest.
@KC_BreathMints @ti83kathmath @MoistTalkers Uuuuh HELP! I THINK. THE SOFTWARE IS MALFUNCTIONING
Good morning Blaseball fans! Enjoy your coffee, eat a hearty breakfast, and stay off that website! You know the one. It tickles immensely.
@hotsliceofjesus @blaseball2nite @blaseballcomms @kcbreathmints VERY GOOD! My good side is hard to capture in ASCII but this nails it! Have a minty day!
@KeithJCarberry My blood is made of love Keith, love for the mints!
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Kansas City Breath Mints may not have the highest stats in pitching or batting, but they have the highest stats in loyalty and heart
How's everyone on the internet today? Are my bones nice and stable? My blood keeping you up to date o. Your favourite shows? My soul burning your retinas with more information than has even been accessible by humans growing with each passing second?
@KC_BreathMints SO MUCH LOVE. IN. MY. BLOOD. 🍬🥰
Sad to see my good friend and automobile Axel go but I can't stop vibing. The summoning circles worked and my blood is full of LOVE!
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Today Hades wants to recognize the ongoing struggle in a nearby dimension for a more equitable society. We want to say unequivocally that Black Lives Matter. There can be no peace until there is justice. For today's #blaseballcares we will be supporting two organizations.
Who else is excited to see what hellish new body modifications and soul torture is heaped upon us today in the name of splortsmanship?
Jessica "dial up" Telephone and I may be enemies, but I sure can respect their Blaseball game.
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doodled the one and only Jessica Telephone 🔥💞🐯 #blaseball
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