Slaydrienne @TheBlessMess
Pussyocalypse ⚡️ Transvaginal mesh enthusiast ⚡️ Smallpox champion Joined August 2010-
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you guys wanna see a party trick? [overdoses in the bathroom]
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@CountGripsnatch only a message from you can make me log on to Twitter. I love you.
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The only weapon that would stop Matthew McConaughey is a t-shirt gun.
@tigersgoroooar I only talk to celebs now. Bye.
@MarkForwardd that was the best April Wine show I've ever been to.
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Someone design a first person video game where you drive safely and never shoot anyone and get extra points for voting in a local election
Parents, don't forget to update your sex talk to include Netflix and chill.
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Maybe more people would go to church if they had hologram Jesus just shredding the fuck out of a guitar on stage
@eTHEgoddess sorry I need a coffee before I can read this
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[Delicatessen] *a woman at another table chokes on her meal, and dies* Me: I'll have what she's having.
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Sext: I find you less gross than most other people hi
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John Lennon would have been 75 today and probably a judge on America's Got Talent.
@tigersgoroooar I've broken out into a cold sweat now.
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How cool are you, on a scale of 1 to teacher sitting backwards on a chair?
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