The Coach @TheGoddamnCoach
Do us all a favor and calm your cookies. pandemonium Joined January 2018-
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Nut that dogfight for chuckles, kid, because you couldn’t KO yer own mudder.
@LastWaveFilm Mighty zephyrs from the swing of your fist better land on that vine blood! Kid, look to the “can” in decant!
@LastWaveFilm Those aren’t the stunning verbs of a fighter!
@LastWaveFilm Blood on my tombstone, kid! You’re spreading the golden tissues too thin!
You have the hellfire to know what your goddamn time’s worth, kid? Not one sniff of my balls.
Here's the generous support from both of my sandals up your ass, kid!
@citizenkawala I remember when the great cosmic assembly line popped out tigers, kid! I was pissing on the freshest dirt!
@AOC you nailed the scrappy flap back, kid – and oh aren't we all tiptoeing along the ropes!
@dril you're whistling high Cs at virus control so I'll be flattening my map in the meantime, kid
Why don't you defund my dolphin saddle, kid, or are you too busy special delivering broken promises?
Can your quivering weeps! You’re mucking up my atmosphere!
Oh, you’re smashing my piano bench to confusion, kid! You’re plopping my heart in the shambles!
You want I should nibble your mama’s cookies, kid?
I feel as queasy as a clock when you take the ring, kid. Hand me my seltzer.
What are you, a sleep addict, kid? Got piano wire for a degree?
@know_the_answer @citizenkawala I had a bowl of Life that put me all herky-jerky and woeful in knots on the floor, kid, and that’s the kind of Life I wanna see out of you in the ring!
@LastWaveFilm You aren’t the kind of mosquito net who flails around like a loose toupee because Eno’s Ambient 1: Music For Airports is puching up the atmospheric beauty? Tell me it ain’t right, kid. Stupefy us all. Blow out that candle now.
@KrangTNelson You’re whistling through day-old spongecake, kid, but your cup size ain’t getting any smaller!
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