Alf @ThoughtsofAlf
Two jumps at th' cupboard door and a bite at th' latch. Joined May 2014-
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(Lyric) Another day deepening the groove in my couch, waiting for the autumn rain to end.
Two people in yellow hats passed by without any form of mutual acknowledgement. I still suspect a conspiracy.
Spent the day going through my Contacts list to see who had the most out-of-fashion email provider. Happy Daze.
I’m wondering what sort of tune you’d get out of just one bagpipe.
What a carry-on. And a carry-in, carry-out, carry here and there. Got a bit carried away, I did.
I still have unpleasant dreams about bri-nylon and shiny bog paper.
Mind already in quiz mode. My quizzes are the best. The best.
I would happily welcome a meeting with whomsoever invented the elasticated toggles that fasten hoods on rain jackets. To kick the bugger’s head in.
Gave up red meat. I am now a Pouletpescatarian.
There’s a faded sign propped against the smallest teddy in the toy shop window, and it reads “Bear Minimum.”
As Samuel Morse once said, “There’s still something not quite right, but I can’t put my finger on it.”
Today, I gave a lacewing a lift to work. My work, of course; not sure about the bug. Maybe.
Yes, I do correct spelling mistakes in the database. There is no time limit to this retrospctive. None. At. All.
After months of heat, the cool and the rain have brought nature back to life; green is everywhere. It is a new dawn. It is Spring, in Autumn.
I’ve got Dart-Thrower’s Shoulder, Fiddler’s Elbow, Writer’s Cramp and Housemaid’s Knee. What a glowing list of new careers to add to my CV.
Loving the irony of cleaning out the cleaning cupboard. Little, little things.
When it’s been so long since you cut the grass that the mower didn’t recognise you.
I have noticed, in a recent resume, that my thoughts are getting shorter. This may be metaphoric, or laziness, or just better editing. Sigh.
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