Wigifact @WFv2
You know when you go upstairs and forget what you've gone for? Then you go back down, see the flames and remember you're a fireman? Like that, but different. The Curious Cupboard Joined August 2009-
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Terminator Genisys was never as good after the liquid metal-based Phyl Collyns took over from the original exoskeleton-based Pitir Gabryal.
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Today you'll get an extra second - completely free! Sadly, you've just lost it reading this. #Leapsecond
Instead of Spider-Man reboots, how about 'Man-Spider'? A spider who does whatever a man can. In the first film he buys a toaster from Argos.
Some #Owls... because life's better with owls. #Springwatch
Overheard two people talking on a bus: “I think he’s listening to us” “He’ll probably post this on Twitter. We better say something pithy”
I've had to open a brand new box of Christmas crackers to keep this account going :)
Lord Byron sometimes wrote under the nom de plume ‘Biro’. That was his pen name.
@IAmSimonHarris Ditto. Loved Rentaghost. Think Ben Stiller bought the rights.
Isn't it time for a big Hollywood reboot of Stig of the Dump?
Life is like a boxer’s chocolates. Don’t eat too many or he’ll punch you.
I want to breed a panther with a cheetah and if the offspring’s female, dress her in Spanish clothing and call her Señorita Panthercheetah.
Have i ever thought of a name for a powerful dinosaur? Mightadon.
In a care home far, far away... "I used to be a Jedi, you know!" "Aw, that's nice, love. Eat your Weetabix." #RealisticStarWarsSequels
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And ghosts. And spiders. And ghosts of spiders." - Franklin D. Roosevelt #ImproveAQuote
Bought a fish tank, but my fish says he’s a pacifist and he refuses to drive it.
Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain
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Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer
438K Followers 2K Following If I've DM'd you or blocked you I'm sorry that wasn't me. I was hacked. Listen to my show 'No Room' on BBC Radio 4. I'm on tour. I didn't pay for my checkmark.
amera @amera593985187
13 Followers 305 Following I am Amira, a mother of seven children. We are living a very difficult life with no shelter, and no one is helping us. I am responsible for my children, and I h
Ross Keep @RossKeep
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Peter Cole @petercolepoet
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Black Talon Tattoos @BlackTalonTat
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فهد الكويكب... @my565my
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Miss B.J.Citty Lets. @MissBJCittyLets
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Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer
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227 Followers 1K Following I'm my own worst enemy, in spite of stiff competition.
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Craig Lowther @CraigLowther71
140 Followers 375 Following Love business, music, surfing and rum. Mainly Surfing and rum. Well actually, Surfing. Then rum.
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Michelle Wakefield @MichShelby
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Pete Lawrence @Avertedvision
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daniel @lightfallsup
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Jim @jimofthenorth
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