Geekygirl @behomatt

8K Followers 7K Following Reality doesn't listen. Per Ardua Ad Astra! There are no Gods but plenty of rubes. Opinions given. Help the sick, link below:

Don't Make Me Angry @HulkRants

3K Followers 3K Following Don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.

Mac @macabone_

826 Followers 334 Following There is a nice side to me, however I have a dark side as well. I own a collared sub.

Slightly dopey bloke who's had too many donuts on his route through life and likes acting. Made a funny once (2004) https://t.co/x6TCdSofNf

Stubaby @Floatersfinest

4K Followers 4K Following Slightly dopey bloke who's had too many donuts on his route through life and likes acting. Made a funny once (2004) https://t.co/x6TCdSofNf

jamie @jamierubicin

1K Followers 546 Following I really like a Big Mac.

Becks @becksb43

505 Followers 1K Following

bularse @bularse

47 Followers 161 Following who cares

lisa whyte @flori9411

98 Followers 332 Following It's all shits and giggles! And a life that is the epitome of irony !

Yvonne Davies @yvonnedavies123

222 Followers 1K Following

Bogz Dollox @bogzdollox

1K Followers 2K Following I Am THOR!... Tho Thor i Cor Pith...

Mr B eer we go @beerbottlebiter

9 Followers 10 Following I've pissed in all the top comedy venue toilets.

Plastic Frenchman, real author, comedian, Flâneur
The Man Who Didn't Burn - Out Now
Dead Behind the Eyes - Nov 7
@farragobooks @BGLitagency

Ian Moore - 'The Time... @IanMooreAuthor

9K Followers 2K Following Plastic Frenchman, real author, comedian, Flâneur The Man Who Didn't Burn - Out Now Dead Behind the Eyes - Nov 7 @farragobooks @BGLitagency

Phil.I.Are @SixFeetTen

129 Followers 235 Following This timeline is totally buggered. So, I've moved to @YeswellSortof and I've taken you all with me.

Jamie @jami0mckay

2K Followers 3K Following “You should be alive as you can until you're totally dead” Dylan Moran.

Sweary medieval fool and miscreant..'..ill bred'- The Spectator..'Fukke off, The Spectator'- Me...if ye can not run wyth the big dogs, stay in the porch.. #MOT

Matthew Hopkins @Wytchfinder_Gen

3K Followers 3K Following Sweary medieval fool and miscreant..'..ill bred'- The Spectator..'Fukke off, The Spectator'- Me...if ye can not run wyth the big dogs, stay in the porch.. #MOT

BIBL-UK @olafzwyzt

3K Followers 3K Following General Manager of BIBL-UK. BIBL - The best supermarket that you've never been to!

David Stokes @scottywrotem

6K Followers 1K Following Still no contact from Mastermind, maybe I need to change my specialist subject from 'Dogging sites of the West Midlands'.

You know when you go upstairs and forget what you've gone for? Then you go back down, see the flames and remember you're a fireman? Like that, but different.

Wigifact @WFv2

3K Followers 253 Following You know when you go upstairs and forget what you've gone for? Then you go back down, see the flames and remember you're a fireman? Like that, but different.

My grandad wore paisley shirts, my father wore Gabicci jumpers & my brother wears Pringle.
There's a history of male pattern boldness in our family.

Rob Dicken @1970RobD

2K Followers 420 Following My grandad wore paisley shirts, my father wore Gabicci jumpers & my brother wears Pringle. There's a history of male pattern boldness in our family.

Tony Balony @TonyBalony

897 Followers 766 Following Just don’t ask me about Oasis singles beginning with S or W

Bertha Vanation @NormanKore

774 Followers 1K Following No, not him.

mrdbrent @mrdbrent_IG

7K Followers 75 Following A friend first and a boss second, probably an entertainer third. **mrdbrent on Instagram.**

serendipity @feelingsosubby

2K Followers 415 Following sexual submissive; sapiosexual; introvert; lover of erotic literature

Sells the unique 'bag, tray and mount in one' - trabasack. #socent promoting social inclusion. Shop Manager for @DHorizons https://t.co/r4yroLHyag

Duncan Edwards @trabasack

8K Followers 5K Following Sells the unique 'bag, tray and mount in one' - trabasack. #socent promoting social inclusion. Shop Manager for @DHorizons https://t.co/r4yroLHyag

Karen @kazzydoodah

2K Followers 712 Following Music, books, films. Lurks when tired. Talks utter rubbish, dull and gets sidetracked really eas....

I'm Nick I am @AnnoGalactic

8K Followers 7K Following Reality doesn't listen. Per Ardua Ad Astra! There are no Gods but plenty of rubes. Opinions given. Help the sick, link below:

Tom Wilson @tomwilson23

550 Followers 413 Following Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.

Don't Make Me Angry @HulkRants

3K Followers 3K Following Don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.

Sharing pics of the bearded, tattooed gentleman for your pleasure. Product Promotion: BeardsAndTats@gmail.com

BeardsAndTats @BeardsAndTats

55K Followers 605 Following Sharing pics of the bearded, tattooed gentleman for your pleasure. Product Promotion: [email protected]

Mac @macabone_

826 Followers 334 Following There is a nice side to me, however I have a dark side as well. I own a collared sub.

Stubaby @Floatersfinest

4K Followers 4K Following Slightly dopey bloke who's had too many donuts on his route through life and likes acting. Made a funny once (2004) https://t.co/x6TCdSofNf

jamie @jamierubicin

1K Followers 546 Following I really like a Big Mac.

bularse @bularse

47 Followers 161 Following who cares

No longer permitted to post here. (Written and automated by @JoeSondow) Mastodon: @RikerGoogling@botsin.space Bluesky: @RikerGoogling.bsky.social

Riker Googling @RikerGoogling

92K Followers 2 Following No longer permitted to post here. (Written and automated by @JoeSondow) Mastodon: @[email protected] Bluesky: @RikerGoogling.bsky.social

So-called "Barry" @QuantumPirate

5K Followers 365 Following Professional mathematician. Amateur epigrammatist. 1/n of @mockeree

JudgeDrudge @Aspicona

13 Followers 0 Following

Microbiologist, Researcher, former Regulatory Affairs Officer
Reports for ADR/E's & Novel Drugs to MHRA/EMA
Won't accept 1sided science.
For my Son's future.

NeilallB4Me @CBarronie

2K Followers 1K Following Microbiologist, Researcher, former Regulatory Affairs Officer Reports for ADR/E's & Novel Drugs to MHRA/EMA Won't accept 1sided science. For my Son's future.

Bogz Dollox @bogzdollox

1K Followers 2K Following I Am THOR!... Tho Thor i Cor Pith...

Damien Walsh @squellwalsh

827 Followers 314 Following At least say hello before you unfollow. http://t.co/CZOJxj5qbu

G @ISmellLovely

2K Followers 271 Following A sausage is for life. Not just for breakfast.

Paul @bingowings14

10K Followers 761 Following May contain typos.

Just Craig @Midsomer_Craig

298 Followers 567 Following I haven’t touched a dead person in months!

Ian Moore - 'The Time... @IanMooreAuthor

9K Followers 2K Following Plastic Frenchman, real author, comedian, Flâneur The Man Who Didn't Burn - Out Now Dead Behind the Eyes - Nov 7 @farragobooks @BGLitagency

Stu. @dysondoc

5K Followers 921 Following Yes, it's just Stu. The pid is implied. Not all castles are bouncy. I know this now.

ifihadahifi @drofidnas

935 Followers 629 Following Tall, dark, grumpy clown. I write metaphors as well as a horse on a trampoline making a soufflé.

Scottish DevOps engineer who can hold a conversation and salsa dance!
Apparently looks like two other men with beards.
https://t.co/NruT8YgIWr

Nathan Snakehips @ndmckeown

2K Followers 780 Following Scottish DevOps engineer who can hold a conversation and salsa dance! Apparently looks like two other men with beards. https://t.co/NruT8YgIWr

alex @kuboyd

207 Followers 330 Following I remember when this was all cat pics. Following you over a cliff since 2012 (not Jan ‘13).

Phil.I.Are @SixFeetTen

129 Followers 235 Following This timeline is totally buggered. So, I've moved to @YeswellSortof and I've taken you all with me.

BIBL-UK @olafzwyzt

3K Followers 3K Following General Manager of BIBL-UK. BIBL - The best supermarket that you've never been to!

Geraint @geraintgriffith

8K Followers 1K Following We were just on the edge of Barstow when we decided that glamourising drug use was reckless and irresponsible

Wigifact @WFv2

3K Followers 253 Following You know when you go upstairs and forget what you've gone for? Then you go back down, see the flames and remember you're a fireman? Like that, but different.

Presuming Rich @presumingrich

957 Followers 433 Following Stopped making sense. ⚒

Jamie @jami0mckay

2K Followers 3K Following “You should be alive as you can until you're totally dead” Dylan Moran.

ThereWillBeGin @ThereWillBeGin

2K Followers 1K Following typing…

Andrew @andycabourn

583 Followers 147 Following If a bear shits in the woods and nobody is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

SadFaceOtter @SadFaceOtter

3K Followers 704 Following (He, Him) The epitome of guff

rab livingstone @rablivingstone

11K Followers 803 Following It's only the thoughts that manage to escape that make it here, some should never have made it out.

Bacardi Oakheart @Midgetgems26

6K Followers 737 Following A husband, a father, a philosopher, a music lover, a bell end. Your one stop shop for the destruction of mainstream thought.

Marty Lawrence @TeaAndCopy

10K Followers 1K Following Social Creative Director. Shitposting 9-5. Shit posts 5-9. Once trended here, haven't been trendy since.

I'm here to tickle owls and contemplate the existence of self in a solipsistic state contrary to existential nihilism, and I'm all out of the existence of self.

Owl Tickling Time @Gnarlydusk

787 Followers 11 Following I'm here to tickle owls and contemplate the existence of self in a solipsistic state contrary to existential nihilism, and I'm all out of the existence of self.

Rob Dicken @1970RobD

2K Followers 420 Following My grandad wore paisley shirts, my father wore Gabicci jumpers & my brother wears Pringle. There's a history of male pattern boldness in our family.

If any of my tweets annoy you, please remember I'm just trying to have a laugh. If none of my tweets have annoyed you, be patient, they will.

Ian Power @IHPower

16K Followers 383 Following If any of my tweets annoy you, please remember I'm just trying to have a laugh. If none of my tweets have annoyed you, be patient, they will.

David Stokes @scottywrotem

6K Followers 1K Following Still no contact from Mastermind, maybe I need to change my specialist subject from 'Dogging sites of the West Midlands'.

Matthew Hopkins @Wytchfinder_Gen

3K Followers 3K Following Sweary medieval fool and miscreant..'..ill bred'- The Spectator..'Fukke off, The Spectator'- Me...if ye can not run wyth the big dogs, stay in the porch.. #MOT

Dean FeelHips @DeanFeelHips

247 Followers 154 Following Shut up and kiss me. With tongue. Your own, preferably. Failing that, give me your best funny. Give it to me hard. Or cake.