Mumpsimus⚓️🇵🇹 @WattsBack

Astros, right or wrong. Errare humanum est, persevere diabolicum HTX Joined September 2016

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@Gordon_Pasha Be sure to include a few top tenors.

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@YesThatVCharles

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@jarvis_best Four

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Abrace a Tradição @abracetradicao

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Como os portugueses estão se sentindo depois de descobrirem que o Japão tem uma princesa católica:

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@Ramen_NoodleGuy @ClayTravis @WNBA

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@DrunkRepub Yes

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@Boydesian Grab your towel and don’t panic.

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@ColesYoungrSelf @awstar11 Came here to find the first comment about Reds. I think the place across the street from it is just as good and slightly cheaper (but it's been ages since I was stuck in the traffic at the one goddamn light in Wiscasset).

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Skylar Skye @SkylarSkye3

3 weeks ago

I’ve been back in the UK for a week No one has called me ma’am No one has made small talk No one has helped held the door open for me I miss Texas 🇺🇸

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Mumpsimus⚓️🇵🇹 @WattsBack

3 weeks ago

Steak and ale pie. Dinner is served!

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4 weeks ago

@LucerneBolvin He's tanned, he's rested, he's ready.

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Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank

4 weeks ago

Karl Marx & Frederick Douglass were both born in 1818. Marx grew up in comfort, Douglass in chains. Marx thought the world owed him more comfort; Douglass only demanded liberty, & he'd do the rest.

Ben Shapiro @benshapiro

4 weeks ago

Unsurprising. The most resentful people in the US are those who believe they are owed everything and fail; the least resentful are those who were given nothing and achieve.