Ryan Gleeson @_RyanGleeson
Mr Fucking Blackpool…,Tweed clad, tangerine faced spouter of mirth. Dad of five. Some broken parts Blackpool Joined June 2012-
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@RapidoWolfio As long as David Attenborough & Mr T are still alive, there’s still hope
I wasn’t worried about Ukraine, Iran, etc., etc., but I’m pretty sure this one thing is exactly how the world’s end begins #ChuckNorris
@DefiantLs Probably should spend some time with a teacher yourself there, @DefiantLs Have a quick look where the Gardai have jurisdiction & then read up why they’re at this house to arrest a man for refusing to stay away from a school
That’s me out of Gammogeddon for 2025 I was doing so well to avoid shitposts about business “refusing to use the word Christmas”
@FisherVoice @rickygervais Since I watched a lot of Friends, I’ll translate. When a person who wasn’t asked, offers advice & has to tell you why they know what they’re talking about… they usually don’t know enough to know that there’s lots they don’t know. Dunning-Kruger 1999
Now everyone’s gonna know where I live…
That’s son No. 2 joining his big brother with a First class degree This one’s in Forensic Science, so go on…try and prove I did shit now!
Yeah, shit at plastering though bbc.com/news/articles/…
Guess the @DeadMenTalkPod boys are filming a new special
@SurLiott9 @AndrewVis82 @DillyHussain88 English is a nationality as well as ethnicity. Unfortunately for you, @SurLiott9 ethnicity is both individually subjective and in the main, self defined.
@SurLiott9 @AndrewVis82 @DillyHussain88 Ah yes, anyone who emigrates must fully adopt the language, culture and societally accepted fashion of the natives. Just like all those British ex-pats in Benidorm
Final level boss of entitlement on tonight’s front row: Couldn’t handle the sniff she sent her bloke to buy at the start of the gig, chatted through every act, got kicked out & then yelled at all the staff for 30 minutes, screaming she’ll call the police unless she got a refund
@JamieHComedy Shows what he knows! That smell was coming from your cock Admittedly it’s likely my breath he can smell on your cock, but still… So called “dental hygienist”
In these divisive times, people forget we’re all entitled to a differing opinion, even if it upsets them That said; if you don’t think @cleveleysnews is the best Wyre-based news account, you’re a dirty pirate shitmonkey & need hitting in the face with a fact-filled trouser press
Blackpool Council is holding a meeting for all the residents around Cookson Street who have objected to their houses being knocked down to make way for the Multiversity campus. They absolutely promise not to knock down their houses while they are all out at the meeting.
Sitting here with my disappointing child, showing her why her brother’s my favourite #LeedsBeckettGrads
Anyone wanna join me in the election drinking game? Every time a candidate answer starts with “Well, look…” down a shot
Been invited to a careers event, to talk to pupils about being a comedian… In a primary school Join me in our next episode of “What on Earth were you thinking?” where I’ll be chucking a bucket full of water onto a chip pan fire and running with scissors
@thatusagyuuun @MartinSLewis Depending on how long ago you went, it sounds like either you found the large area of properties under compulsory purchase orders to make way for the £300m regeneration project in Blackpool Central, or that the venue owners just had a pretty good judge of character
@LeeAndersonMP_ Why would you canvass in a back alley usually only accessed via locked gates? You took one person’s view on the town as fact; I thought only sheeple didn’t doo they’re own reeserch Come on, prove me wrong about Blackpool. We’ll do a full, proper tour and I’ll even buy you a pint!
@LeeAndersonMP_ I’m Blackpool born & bred By your logic, my opinion supersedes someone’s who migrated from another town 30yrs ago, forcing a Sandgrown’un from their home So let me show you all of Blackpool, not just one vaguely located, conveniently littered alley PS: Your “facts” differ to ONS
@LeeAndersonMP_ I’m Blackpool born & bred By your logic, my opinion supersedes someone’s who migrated from another town 30yrs ago, forcing a Sandgrown’un from their home So let me show you all of Blackpool, not just one vaguely located, conveniently littered alley PS: Your “facts” differ to ONS
Captain Bendy @robmulholland
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Craig Deeley 🇪🇺... @craiguito
18K Followers 6K Following I do stand-up and tweet silly things. My podcast Trish of the Day out now, link below.
Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic
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Eshaan Akbar @eshaanakbar
20K Followers 2K Following 🎤 “Alleged comedian”, social media 2014-Present 📺 @sexeducation🎙#noncensored⚽️ @manutd 📞 @bluebook_am
Chris Kehoe @MrKehoe79
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Chris Gibbons 🇪�... @_gbbns
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Danny Sutcliffe @dannysutcliffes
3K Followers 955 Following Greater Manchester under 16s weightlifting champion 1996. Sometimes I do stand up comedy
jamie sutherland @jamiesutherland
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Steve Lang @MyelomaWarrior_
630 Followers 2K Following Bionic Man with metal neck and new hip - Completed London Marathon 3 times, Great North Run twice. Diagnosed with Multiple Myeloma in 2015, in remission 💪
Mañana Mañana! 👩... @Welsh_Lion
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Richard Cavell @Richardcavell
58 Followers 201 Following 48 years old retired Australian doctor. I’m a fan of television production, computers and retro computer games, comedy, science fiction, chess, and Japan.
Matthew Pywell @mpywell85
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Steve @Steveg2402
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Andrew Visvanathan @AndrewVis82
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Phil @Phil15798987806
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Blackpool Emergency D... @BTH_ED
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Dudley Borough Halls @BoroughHalls
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Jack @JSchofield_
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JL87:: @JPSLCKY
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Mo Licker 🛡️ @DerbyshirePhil
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Martin Fuller @MartinF43498781
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N3GNT @N3Gnt
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CDS @Darloeye
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Joanne Shepherd @JoanneKShepherd
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Liam @LardyBB2
153 Followers 345 Following bit of a bell end, car enthusiast, #rovers fan, co-conspirator, metal worker, revolutionary, midnight toker and all round real person that likes a good joke.
Glen Lane @MrGlenLane
74 Followers 414 Following AKA 'Son of Susan'. Struggling musician, 3D artist, foodie, autie. TW: I swear a lot!
Jamie_Dodger_ @Jamie_Dodger_
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Sye Gallagher @syecold69
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David Alfie Ward @DavidAlfieWard
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Kevin Daniel 🏴... @kdanielcomedy
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Chris Gibbons 🇪�... @_gbbns
1K Followers 2K Following Principal Eng. • Front End • Accessibility • Design systems • Northerner • Swearer • LFC • Buffalo Bills • @a11ymcr • [email protected] • https://t.co/27rQlHPzCA
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3K Followers 955 Following Greater Manchester under 16s weightlifting champion 1996. Sometimes I do stand up comedy
jamie sutherland @jamiesutherland
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KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL
230K Followers 356 Following https://t.co/2QxShGeCCY Manager: [email protected] Label: Heavenly Recordings EU/RoW Agent: [email protected]
Fck Around N Find Out @FAFO_TV
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Tim @TinyTimBradbury
511 Followers 332 Following Father, comedian, United Fan, Voice and Creator of ‘Tiny Tim’. 2 million likes on Facebook.
Tiny Tims Adventures @tinytimpranks
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Live Comedy Associati... @LiveComedyUK
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The Crystal Maze LIVE... @CrystalMazeHQ
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Winifred Beecher Howe @katemccabesays
2K Followers 939 Following Yankee in The UK. Too lazy to stir 1/2-way thru cooking. A stand-up & improviser. So I’m ALL the fun.
Comedy Pit @RealComedyPit
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Jokers, Poulton @PoultonJokers
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Swagbucks @Swagbucks
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Funny @FunnyDunc
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That's TV Lancashire @ThatsTVLancs
3K Followers 430 Following The Voice of Real People across Lancashire | Local news on Freeview channel 7 from 6pm weekdays | Story? Email [email protected] | Part of @ThatsTVOfficial
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North West Motorway P... @NWmwaypolice
196K Followers 568 Following Cheshire, Greater Manchester and Merseyside Police work together as the North West Motorway Police Group. DO NOT report crime via Twitter, call 101 or 999.
Chris Brooker @TheBrookerMan
5K Followers 1K Following Back on Twitter until September to shamelessly shill my Edinburgh Fringe show. Come see it. https://t.co/8ShbpjX9TK
Peter Brush @peterbrush_
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2K Followers 2K Following I got a degree in upholstery so if the comedy doesn't work out I'll have something to fall back on.
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1.1M Followers 179 Following in our home, in our special drawer, we keep all the items we adore. in a sterilzed cabinet they are kept, and the surrounding environs are regularly swept
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1.3M Followers 2 Following I am the comedian formerly known as Hugo Boss. Joe Lycett’s Art Hole is out now.
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